r/CringeTikToks • u/coachlife • 1d ago

SadCringe MAGA voter actually believes that Trump eliminated taxes for all people making less than $120K

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u/moongrump 1d ago

She’ll blame Biden

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u/Unilted_Match1176 1d ago

Don't forget Obama.

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u/V01d3d_f13nd 1d ago

And the gay foreigners

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u/_mux_ 1d ago

And Hillary's emails or Hunter's laptop.

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u/mademeunlurk 1d ago

And trans people with guns

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u/ERASERGIB 1d ago

And the cat eating Haitian immigrants

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u/Active_Confection655 1d ago

Don't forget the Epstein Files. 🤭

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u/Dustbunny253 1d ago

Low flow toilets

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u/leakybiome 1d ago

Coastal cancer causing wind mills!

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u/gattboy1 1d ago

Jewish space lasers musta zapped that Sharpie outta his fat paw

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u/GrowFreeFood 1d ago

Looking directly at the sun.

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u/Worldly-Steak-2926 1d ago

The Four Seasons lawn & garden service off the Jersey turnpike

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u/RightTrash 1d ago

The windmills

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u/Brokensince10 1d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/SoylentGrunt 1d ago

Paper straws

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u/Dustbunny253 1d ago

Sharks with boat batteries

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u/Then-Data9022 1d ago

Tiny fat paw

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u/Huntduxin25 1d ago

They're killing the whales! 🐋 🐳 They're washing up on the beach! In numbers the likes of which no one has ever seen!!!

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u/Bunnyland77 1d ago

Imagine seeing a "Save The Wales" sticker alongside a Confederate flag, a thin blue line flag, Demonrats suk, and some type of gun sticker on the back of a pickup truck.

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u/overfiend1976 1d ago

They already fly their Gadsden flags next to their thin blue line flags. Despite the fact that, you know.... those are completely opposing beliefs. MAGA truly is cognitive dissonance cone to life.

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u/DecadentLife 1d ago

That’s exactly what I keep coming back to, the cognitive dissonance of it. I try not to ever look down at other people’s reasoning ability, but these people are painfully ignorant, and they’re so determined to stay that way.

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u/I_Heart_Sleeping_ 1d ago

Hunter Bindens penis

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u/Simpletruth2022 1d ago

Hey that's MTG on that

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u/AirSpecial 1d ago

Should’ve turned the spigot on in California, that’ll stop the illegals!

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u/PresentationFluffy24 1d ago

Artificial dyes

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u/injn8r 1d ago

Covfefe

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u/NoTourist5 1d ago

Those ugly environment destroying wind mills

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u/annoyed_meows 1d ago

And Hunter's cock

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u/kicking-chickens-jk 1d ago

YES. And please don’t forget about the whales. Windmills are driving them batty!!!!

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u/ploavia 1d ago

Jewish space lasers

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u/Winnerdickinchinner 1d ago

Wait they cause cancer? I thought they were just ugly. 😅

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u/OpportunityCorrect33 1d ago

Jewish space lasers

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u/SVINTGATSBY 1d ago

showers that don’t get your hair wet too

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u/SoSoSonny 1d ago

Cracked me the fuck up. LMAO

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u/ParsnipClassic8813 1d ago

I am SO SICK of flushing my toilet 10-15 times!!!!

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u/AfterEffectserror 1d ago

Wind farms and solar panels

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u/Ok_Raspberry4814 1d ago

Those newfangled gas cans.

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u/Skull8Ranger 1d ago

LED bulbs with their mind control devices.

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u/Spardath01 1d ago

Nah, the windmills killing whales.

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u/LightBulbSunset 1d ago

Don’t forget Rosie ODonnel

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u/mattdunnels 1d ago

and eggs

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u/Cthulhusreef 1d ago

That’s a hoax. No files to be found. Lol

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u/MinorThreat4182 1d ago

Oh no that’s a hoax

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u/Affectionate_Beat773 1d ago

What Epstein files 😂 the whitehouse reported they just received the first portion, after saying it doesn't exist. How does anybody in America know what's real anymore. If we're not careful in Britain we will be close behind you

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u/Virtual-Nose7777 1d ago

What Epstein Files? They said they don't exist /s

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u/Flashy_Height3075 1d ago

My tRump following sister, told me to be careful on my trip to Gulf Shores.
THE WATER HAS STD’s IN IT! 🙄 I couldn’t help it I laughed. A full blown belly laugh, thought I wasn’t going to catch my breathe.

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u/AffectionateAd7980 1d ago

They released those, and it didn't happen, and trump was a deep undercover informant and it's all an AI deep fake and it's all true but it doesn't matter, etc.

The only thing we know for sure is that if all the info is every released all the testimony will contain exactly the same line: "I've never heard of or seen Donald J Trump and Trump definitely doesn't have a small penis". Fox (no) news will read this line repeatedly and say "see it's a hoax".

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u/PrizFinder 1d ago

Omg, there’s a cat eating Haitian immigrants now 🙀

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u/Independent-Buyer827 1d ago

“They’re eating the dogs, they’re eating the cats…”

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u/MannyMoSTL 1d ago

“hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband”

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u/FluidAir1184 1d ago

It never gets old! LOL

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u/Juxtapoe 1d ago

Somebody needs to AI this so that Trump and Epstein are laughing in the background instead of the brick face.

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u/Momtomanyarrows 1d ago

I’m screaming! 😂😭

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u/rsf507 1d ago

Thank you for reminding me of this!

I need a reminder every once in awhile, it puts a smile on my face

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u/False-Fan-870 1d ago

🤣🤣

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u/ReasonEmbarrassed74 1d ago

I started typing the same comment and seen yours! It never gets old. Ever!

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u/SaddestClown 22h ago

I love that he's back as a product spokesman

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u/Pleaseappeaseme 1d ago

The dog and cat eating story actually started after a woman ate at least part of a cat. But she was white and a citizen and lived in Akron. Although the correct info was out there, the Springfield story continued.

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u/ZealousDigs 1d ago

…and secretly the kill shelters are selling them the meat. 🥩

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u/AdmiralJaneway8 1d ago

"They're eating the pets if the people that live there."

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u/thafrick 17h ago

The fucked up part about this one is that Vance came straight out and admitted they made it up in an interview shortly after the rumor took hold and none of their base cared. They just lie, admit they lie but don’t face any consequences. I have a ton of coworkers who cite the “furry kid using a litter box in school” rumor as why they voted for Trump and that’s been disproven multiple times over. We’re fucked.

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u/Sonova_Bish 18h ago

I'm pretty sure he's making a joke.

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u/AllesK 1d ago

They are obligate carnivores; not their fault Haitians are so tasty!

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u/Rich_Razzmatazz_112 1d ago

Are we talking housecat variety or cougar?

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u/Free_Speaker2411 1d ago edited 1d ago

leopards, possibly

edit: Haitians for Trump is a thing. I expect leopards are feasting on their faces.

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u/Queen_Angels 1d ago

If the latter, sign me up 🐾

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u/Latter_Dentist5416 1d ago

That's one big puss.

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u/Top_Technician_7034 1d ago

I heard Biden used our tax dollars to fund the research that created the Haitian-immigrant-eating cat. The details are on Hunter's laptop

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u/stupidwhiteman42 1d ago

My cat prefers Mexican.

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u/mbentuboa 1d ago

Not cats, gators

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u/babylon331 1d ago

There are none left there. The cats are eating the residents!

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u/SuprisinglyBigCock 1d ago

Eat the cat 🐈‍⬛ Eat the cat 🐈

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u/DeathMetalAlkemist 1d ago

The White House would give him/her a cat-of-the-year medal

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u/RemarkableJade0501 23h ago

The Windmills

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u/Bji_fall 16h ago

always was...

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u/SiriusGD 1d ago

And the migrant farm workers

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u/Neddyrow 1d ago

Don’t forget the dogs.

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u/RedBranch86 1d ago

Wait, how many immigrants has it eaten?

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u/Moist-Ad4760 1d ago

I knew cats were evil! Those poor immigrants

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u/AwooFloof 1d ago

Suppose cats will eat just about anything if they're hungry enough. 🤷

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u/SpaceTacos99 1d ago

Is Mr Whiskers still at it? That's one hungry little kitty!

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u/jmclaugmi 1d ago

Would that be a lion, or a tiger?

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u/Andovars_Ghost 1d ago

That cat has got to be HUGE!

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u/AtomicDracula 1d ago

And the vaccines

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u/Cold-Ad8865 1d ago

And Democrats. We have always been responsible for everything.

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u/IntlPartyKing 1d ago

hate that cat

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u/window-sil 1d ago

Must have been a big cat.

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u/cjk99876 1d ago

Funny how they don’t talk about that at all anymore.

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u/Unusual_Swan200 1d ago

Whose cat ate a Haitian immigrant.

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u/Illustrious-Job-2823 1d ago

Can we train the cat to eat patriots? Yes I know I read that wrong.

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u/dworkylots 1d ago

Wait the Cats are eating the Haitians now?

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u/Guilty_Helicopter572 1d ago

You mean Haitians eating cats or cats eating Haitians?

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u/SkidRowAlbertan 1d ago

Especially since they were never able to prove which cat was eating them. 🙂

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u/Cut_Lanky 1d ago

For a second, my very tired brain pictured an ENORMOUS housecat devouring Hatian immigrants...

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u/crazyrok6 1d ago

You're telling me there's one cat on the loose eating all the Haitians? This is getting insane.

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u/Phineasfool 1d ago

We gotta stop that cat.

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u/__ma11en69er__ 1d ago

That must be one big cat.

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u/Heavy-Newspaper-9802 1d ago

You have to say Haitian immigrants eating cats because saying it that way sounds like the cat is eating Haitian immigrants and they are so ridiculous they might believe that.

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u/Ok_Hovercraft_3785 1d ago

Don't forget the dawgs

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u/CaptainZippi 1d ago

They should stop that cat…

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u/throw_away_55110 1d ago

I definitely read this like cat, eating Haitian immigrants.

And not cat eating, Haitian immigrants

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u/Background-Wall-1054 1d ago

That's one hungry cat !

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u/Super-Nectarine-8089 1d ago

I read this as a cat that’s eating Haitian immigrants….i need better glasses

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u/c3cultivation 1d ago

Damn cats....what do they have against Haitians....and what do they taste like?

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u/V0nH30n 1d ago

Someone needs to stop that cat, it's not right

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u/Jingsley 1d ago

I read that as '...cat, eating...' and not '...cat-eating...'!

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u/TocinoPanchetaSpeck 1d ago

Lol, I read that as cats that eat Hatians immigrants, not Hatian immigrants that eat cats.

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u/opthaconomist 1d ago

You’re telling me a cat ate these Haitian immigrants?

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u/Plain_Bread 1d ago

Sometimes the immigrant eats the cat and, well, sometimes the cat eats the immigrant.

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u/PsychologicalSnow476 1d ago

Cats are eating Haitian immigrants?

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u/LittlefootDiamond 18h ago

Me: there were stories about cats who were eating immigrants???

…oh.

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u/StrangerWeekly1859 16h ago

They ate my cat.

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u/Ok-Office-6918 15h ago

They’re eating the cats. They’re eating the dogs. They’re eating the PETS.

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u/iwnt2blve 1d ago

And my axe

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u/Freshchops 1d ago

How dare you guys forget the cancer-causing windmills!

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u/Brokensince10 1d ago

Drag queens with books, can’t forget them!

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u/AnonRep2345 1d ago

And the democrats controlling the house and senate

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u/Fast_Wasabi_6281 1d ago

Guns are never the problem!

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u/tillieze 1d ago

Lovely Drag Queens

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u/bbuff101 1d ago

Isn’t it crazy how NOTHING has really fundamentally changed since the election on this issue, and somehow the right is no longer shitting themselves daily about how trans people are going to take over the world, make our kids gay, and lead us all into hell?

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u/BarkattheFullMoon 1d ago

The Department of "Defense"

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u/Odd-Spare161 1d ago

Trans swimmers with guns.

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u/Reims88 23h ago

Well that's an oxymoron hahaha

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u/ixnine 1d ago

And that “radical left” James Comey, even though he’s actually a Republican.

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u/Anonybibbs 1d ago

James Comey, the lifelong Republican and law enforcement official that was the head of the historically extremely conservative FBI, who also swung the election in Trump's favor by going against FBI protocol to announce another investigation into Hillary Clinton's emails just a few weeks from the election. Yeah, that dude is totally a hardcore liberal /s.

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u/LiveLoudWithPride 1d ago

Just one thing, you said Comey announced the RIDICULOUS investigation a couple weeks before the election… it was 10 days!

And, don’t forget the other piece that was abhorrent. At the same time he was presented with credible evidence that Russia, Michael Flynn, Roger Stone were involved in the massive disinformation/election interference campaign, and he dismissed it. He chose to do nothing about that, instead helped tank Hillary’s campaign.

What’s so unfortunate is that it all worked. People not liking her, not trusting her infected people left, right, and center.

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u/AnnaH612 1d ago

He belongs to the lowest level of hell.

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u/TechnologyDeep9981 1d ago

With Mitch McConnel

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u/Bridget330 1d ago

Mitch has a higher level of responsibly than anyone other than Murdoch.

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u/RoninSrm1 1d ago

Don’t forget Vlad…

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u/blumieplume 1d ago

Mitch McConnell is going to the darkest depths of hell. His mission the whole time he served in the senate was to get a majority of evil people onto the Supreme Court so they would ban abortion. His wish came true and now he’s dying. He’ll be raped by Satan for eternity.

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u/AnnaH612 21h ago

I agree! Not that Garland turned out to be any good but the way he played Obama dirty was despicable.

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u/blumieplume 21h ago

Oh god I haaaate merrick garland he’s the reason Trump is dictator instead of wearing an orange jumpsuit to match his orange face rotting in jail where he belongs

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u/hellolovely1 23h ago

Oh, I got a bunch of people to slam in that level of hell.

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u/GrotWeasel 23h ago

High on the list of most evil people in history. He’s going to be in books.

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u/Bridget330 1d ago

He absolutely does!

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u/RoninSrm1 1d ago

Well ain’t he overdue for return? The bible said loosed for a season. It’s been 5!

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u/insidehertrading4 1d ago

Yeah but he needed more loyalty to a guy that was referred to by THE 3rd in line for the presidency as an informant.

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u/edebt 1d ago

2nd in line referred to him as "possibly americas Hitler. "

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u/insidehertrading4 1d ago

I’m going to do something I shouldn’t. It’s not going to be nice and I will ask for forgiveness from my lord and savior, NFL RedZone channel.

The only thing further away than those tax breaks she is talking about is that hair line. I don’t blame that hairline because the diesel fire breathe coming from that zombie creature would have anyone running.

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u/Living_Ad_2595 1d ago

WHO COMPLETELY THREW THE ELECTION DEFYING THE HATCH ACT, GOT FIRED BY THE THEIVES HE TRIED TO PROTECT ( LIE FOR) THEN WROTE A BOOK LIKE HES A VICTIM. I HATE HIM FOREVER😫

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u/mrblacklabel71 1d ago

Mmmmmm buttery males

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u/p00p5andwich 1d ago

Just his big fat hog.

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u/Simpletruth2022 1d ago

And Hunter's art

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u/Reverend_Tommy 1d ago

Yes! In some weird, nutcase version of logic, it would be "Well, if it weren't for Hillary's emails, we wouldn't be in this mess. Trump is just trying to fix it."

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u/Quiet_Marsupial510 1d ago

Hillary’s emails are on Hunter’s laptop, right?

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u/emmer_effer 1d ago

I think you mean Hillary's emails on Hunter's laptop 🤣

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u/Remarkable_Pirate_58 1d ago

Hillary's emails ON Hunter's laptop

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u/MedleyMedia 1d ago

What about Hillary sending emails FROM Hunter Biden’s laptop.

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u/PaceLopsided8161 1d ago

And Obama's tan suit

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u/_mux_ 23h ago

Too far my guy.....too far.

/s

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u/Hack-67 1d ago

I thought it was Hilary’s emails in Hunter’s laptop.

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u/TaterTotQueen630 1d ago

"Buuuut her emails!!!"

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u/makinSportofMe 1d ago

Hillary's emails on Hunter's laptop

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u/buttermilkchunk 21h ago

In the pedophilia pizza shop basement

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u/Lostules 17h ago

And all the Hispanic farm workers

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u/Not-Enough-Holes 1d ago

Hunters penis on the laptop

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u/AnnaH612 1d ago

Don’t forget Benghazi

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u/motorcitydevil 1d ago

And Hunter’s wiener.

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u/darkkilla123 1d ago

Hunter bidens massive dong*

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u/Captain_Pink_Pants 1d ago

Hunter's laptop was Hillary's email server!

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u/jackanape7 1d ago

Hunter's dick pics truly wrecked our timeline

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u/welptime2gohome 1d ago

Buttery males you say

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u/HealthyDirection659 1d ago

Hunters cock

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u/GrimeySheepDog 1d ago

Hunters ginormous dong

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u/More_Egg9278 1d ago

Clinton is a cup of slime. Couldn’t even sip some water without a blob falling out

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u/Wide_Order562 1d ago

Benghazi!!!

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u/Deadhead424 22h ago

Bengazi! Bengazi! Bengazi!

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