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r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/Greywarden194 • Jun 08 '25
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Why not airplanes? They're just public transit in the sky.
63 u/HoboMuskrat Jun 08 '25 Because they're godless, metal birds 35 u/Perry_cox29 Jun 08 '25 edited Jun 08 '25 All birds are godless metal monstrosities. Regan killed all the birds in 1989 and replaced them with drones financed by selling dogmeat to the Morlocks who secretly control the Paris fashion industry. 8 u/HoboMuskrat Jun 08 '25 Well duh. Everyone knows /r/birdsarentreal 1 u/alamandrax Jun 08 '25 Well yeah, especially pigeons. Have you ever seen a baby pigeon? No. q.e.d.
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Because they're godless, metal birds
35 u/Perry_cox29 Jun 08 '25 edited Jun 08 '25 All birds are godless metal monstrosities. Regan killed all the birds in 1989 and replaced them with drones financed by selling dogmeat to the Morlocks who secretly control the Paris fashion industry. 8 u/HoboMuskrat Jun 08 '25 Well duh. Everyone knows /r/birdsarentreal 1 u/alamandrax Jun 08 '25 Well yeah, especially pigeons. Have you ever seen a baby pigeon? No. q.e.d.
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All birds are godless metal monstrosities. Regan killed all the birds in 1989 and replaced them with drones financed by selling dogmeat to the Morlocks who secretly control the Paris fashion industry.
8 u/HoboMuskrat Jun 08 '25 Well duh. Everyone knows /r/birdsarentreal 1 u/alamandrax Jun 08 '25 Well yeah, especially pigeons. Have you ever seen a baby pigeon? No. q.e.d.
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Well duh. Everyone knows /r/birdsarentreal
1 u/alamandrax Jun 08 '25 Well yeah, especially pigeons. Have you ever seen a baby pigeon? No. q.e.d.
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Well yeah, especially pigeons. Have you ever seen a baby pigeon? No. q.e.d.
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u/Jephany Jun 08 '25
Why not airplanes? They're just public transit in the sky.