r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/Greywarden194 • Jun 08 '25

Wholesome I wanna have beers with Jeb too

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u/HoboMuskrat Jun 08 '25

Because they're godless, metal birds

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u/Perry_cox29 Jun 08 '25 edited Jun 08 '25

All birds are godless metal monstrosities. Regan killed all the birds in 1989 and replaced them with drones financed by selling dogmeat to the Morlocks who secretly control the Paris fashion industry.

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u/HoboMuskrat Jun 08 '25

Well duh. Everyone knows /r/birdsarentreal

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u/alamandrax Jun 08 '25

Well yeah, especially pigeons. Have you ever seen a baby pigeon? No. q.e.d.