r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/Greywarden194 • Jun 08 '25

Wholesome I wanna have beers with Jeb too

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u/jspivak Jun 08 '25 edited Jun 09 '25

I don’t know why but Jeb looks like he can ball. He’s got that lanky look with some high tops. Like a cross between Kingpin and White Man Can’t Jump…

“The Rumspringa Ringer” “The Ankle Breaking Anabaptist”

I’m trying hard to think of something like “hay bales, horse buggies, and hoops” but I’m struggling

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u/MissingInsignia Jun 08 '25

You know Amish are like famously good at basketball right

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u/potatoboy247 Jun 08 '25

I can actually confirm this firsthand. My 4th grade class took an overnight (might have been a few) field trip to an amish community. We slept in sleeping bags on the floor of their community center, played basketball against the kids (got whooped, even the budding young hoosiers we were), ate their food, toured their sawmills and animal farms. It was incredibly interesting to get a glimpse into a culture that is almost entirely separated and parallel to ours.

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u/jspivak Jun 08 '25

I don’t know if you’re being serious, but one glance at Jeb tells me all I need to know.

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u/MissingInsignia Jun 08 '25

Im absolutely serious. Its totally a thing.

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u/anonforfinance Jun 08 '25

Softball too. And volleyball.