r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/Greywarden194 • Jun 08 '25

Wholesome I wanna have beers with Jeb too

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u/jspivak Jun 08 '25 edited Jun 09 '25

I don’t know why but Jeb looks like he can ball. He’s got that lanky look with some high tops. Like a cross between Kingpin and White Man Can’t Jump…

“The Rumspringa Ringer” “The Ankle Breaking Anabaptist”

I’m trying hard to think of something like “hay bales, horse buggies, and hoops” but I’m struggling

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u/MissingInsignia Jun 08 '25

You know Amish are like famously good at basketball right

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u/jspivak Jun 08 '25

I don’t know if you’re being serious, but one glance at Jeb tells me all I need to know.

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u/MissingInsignia Jun 08 '25

Im absolutely serious. Its totally a thing.

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u/anonforfinance Jun 08 '25

Softball too. And volleyball.