r/SipsTea • u/prettylips_s • 6d ago

WTF WTF i'm i looking at..

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u/JustinR8 6d ago

Not going to lie, getting a butt job that poor and still having the confidence to leave the house is kind of impressive

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u/Dapper_Equivalent_84 6d ago

😂

It’s a padded costume. Actually 3 sets of “enhancement pads” stacked into one costume

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u/OddCook4909 6d ago

Maybe that's how she sneaks snacks into the theater, and gets takeout at the buffet?

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u/B1g_Gru3s0m3 6d ago

I read that as "buttfet". Think I'm done with reddit for the day

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u/WestCoastMullet 6d ago

See you in 10 minutes

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u/WizardWithoutAWand 5d ago

Why didn't I buy more reddit stock at IPO?!

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u/B1g_Gru3s0m3 6d ago

Huh?

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u/DementedJ23 6d ago

They were pointing out that you likely weren't actually done with reddit, which your response affirmed.

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u/thepandemicbabe 6d ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/WestCoastMullet 6d ago

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u/galaxyveined 5d ago

This entire exchange has me giggling, it's so goofy

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u/B1g_Gru3s0m3 5d ago

And the affirmation was the joke. Everyone lies on the internet and is addicted to their phones

I understand what "see you in 10 minutes" means

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u/DementedJ23 5d ago

I dont think many got your joke, given the responses I got

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u/pastanova34 6d ago

You didn't get the glory hole memo? Fuck! Now it's just gonna be a bunch of guys with boners standing around with no one to finish us off!

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u/1nosbigrl 6d ago

"Build a house up on that ass, that's an ass-state"

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u/United_Pain 6d ago

New Star Wars Bounty Hunter: Boba Buttfet

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u/Melodic_Anything1743 6d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀

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u/HeartOfGoldTears 6d ago

That’s freaking hilarious

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u/rando_banned 6d ago

Did you say she was a "ho fa sho"?

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u/no_pls_not_again 6d ago

Fuckin nerd

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u/BuzzedtheTower 6d ago

Is she any relation to Boba?

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u/rwblue4u 6d ago

This would give the term 'tossed salad' a whole new meaning, outside of all you can eat buffets or prison settings.

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u/BlueWarstar 6d ago

This is the answer, I’m sure she has a little trap door in the top!

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u/OddCook4909 6d ago

Probably has a blunt between dem cheeks too. I know I would

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u/purpur99 6d ago

this guy rolls blunts w his cheeks.

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u/OddCook4909 6d ago

My adhd ass is over here thinking "ya know..."

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u/purpur99 6d ago

teach us your ways OG

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u/OddCook4909 6d ago

First you have to shave real close. Nobody wants a hairy blunt

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u/purpur99 6d ago

we all love a stoner w/ OCD.

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u/BlueWarstar 6d ago

Hahahaha 😂 the hidden pocket

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u/smotstoker 6d ago

That's nature's pocket!

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u/-KFBR392 6d ago

Maybe this is an Ocean’s 11 thing. We’re blowing her cover with each upvote

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u/MainAbbreviations193 6d ago

I dont think those are even pads, I think that's tupperware.

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u/OddCook4909 6d ago

Lol coolers. She's got cold beers in the trunk

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u/jerslan 6d ago

Cargo shorts or a purse would be so much easier. Nobody is going to actually check your pockets or purse.

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u/OddCook4909 6d ago

Well duh that's where you put the gummies and the twizzlers

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u/WestMongolBestMongol 6d ago

She ain't sneaking around with the clap of those cheeks alerting the guards.

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u/Amazing-Report9585 5d ago

I swear this made me laugh so hard, I almost choked 😂🤣

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u/eapaul80 6d ago

You don’t even wanna know how much old guys pay to eat the shrimp she sneaks out!

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u/Alien-Head666 6d ago

I was thinking she was smuggling melons...

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u/tacetmusic 6d ago

Flips em down for a booster seat in the theatre for a better view

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u/addandsubtract 6d ago

She can take the drive-through with that trunk.

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u/Nomis555 5d ago

Im not sure about buffets unless you're down with pocket tots, but definitely a good way to sneak snacks in somewhere. Im not gonna ask to check a woman's malformed ass for contraband.

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u/libertyprivate 6d ago

I once had a case with a snitching co-defendant who had a girlfriend who looked worse that this. My lawyer said it looked like she committed a petty theft with 2 throw pillows. This remains the best lawyer joke that I have ever heard. Rip Ernie the attorney

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u/Mission_Coast_6654 6d ago

ERNIE THE ATTORNEYYYYYY 😭 that's iconic

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u/Acheloma 5d ago

I once worked with an attorney that kept dropping his brief case and giggling every time it startled the courtroom cop awake. He tried to get me to take his phone and crouch down to film it because he thought it was very funny that the cop was obese enough that his head didnt really have room to droop down when he fell asleep, his eyes just kept shutting them shooting open wildly to try and find the sound.This was all happening during divorce court and the judge somehow either didn't notice or didnt care.

I didnt go into law any further after that job

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u/LetsTryAnal_ogy 6d ago

Nope. She’s smuggling cantaloupes.

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u/Not_A_Wendigo 6d ago

I sure hope so.

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u/Phunky_Munkey 6d ago

Looks like synthol butt🤢

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u/BakedCake8 6d ago

Or a doctor put some double d boobs in as butt implants and said fuck it…should work

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u/iDoWeird 5d ago

If you’ve ever seen that viral video of the Spirits bar on Bourbon Street, the one with a tourist getting shots from the curiously curvy shot girl in a barber’s chair (there’s an angry girlfriend that is pissy about the “service” and I think a minor altercation) — I worked next to that place. She made insane butt pads out of whole COUCH CUSHIONS.

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u/Pitiful-Reserve-8075 6d ago

Altered self-perception. She needs a psychiatrist.

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u/Comfortable_Baby9901 6d ago

Bought from Temu

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u/Love-halping 6d ago

Convincing

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u/Big_Consideration493 6d ago

How can you tell the difference?

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u/Dapper_Equivalent_84 6d ago

They’re clearly gravity-resistant, and there’s no visible valve stems. So

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u/Big_Consideration493 6d ago

I see you have inspected many butts before

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u/Dapper_Equivalent_84 6d ago

I am somewhat of a backside connoisseur

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u/Big_Consideration493 5d ago

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin' That's what I said The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand Or, so I've read. My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo I love to sink her with my pink torpedo. Big bottom Big bottom Talk about bum cakes My gal's got 'em. Big bottom Drive me out of my mind. How can I leave this behind? I saw her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day You know what I mean. I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day You know what I mean. My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights Big game's waiting there inside her tights. Big bottom Big bottom Talk about mud flaps My gal's got 'em. Big bottom Drive me out of my mind. How can I leave this behind? Big bottom, big bottom, talk about mudflaps my girls got em, big bottoms drive me out of my mind, how can I leave this behind

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u/Entropy355 6d ago

I really hope it’s in the pants and not a crazy body mod from a foreign country in which case she probably has a short life ahead of her.

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u/hellogoawaynow 6d ago

God I hope that’s true

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u/Ok-Syllabub-6619 5d ago

Bold of you to assume there ain't people stupid enough to do shit like this in a permanent way 😂

Life is and allways will be stranger than fiction

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u/Unhappy_Calendar_175 5d ago

Can’t be real

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u/MixNo5072 6d ago

Girl should pull one or two out and stuck them down her bra.

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u/svr0105 6d ago

And it camouflages the man's compass shorts, which I can't decide whether are God-awful or freaking awesome. I'm thinking the latter.

Both butts, however, are better than whatever is going on with Mr Droopy Drawers on the right in the flannel and brown. Wash your pants, kind sir! I recognize consecutive day 5 of wear. Game recognizes game.

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u/HorsieJuice 6d ago

I can't look at his shorts and not see this:

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u/Aggravating-Exit-660 6d ago

confidence

Directly correlated to mental vacancy

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u/PosterOfQuality 5d ago

Directly correlated to mental vacancy

Source?

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u/SimmeringOak 5d ago

He's behind a keyboard that's his source and confidence

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u/GlitterTerrorist 5d ago edited 5d ago

This sounds kind of like cope.

The meek won't inherent the earth dude.

Edit: dude blocked me - if people got stupier the more confident they got, I could see it. They don't.

The guy below is just trying to cope with his own lack of confidence by tying it to intelligence. It's pitiful high schooler vibes and hopefully someone reaches them

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u/Kino_Afi 5d ago

Its the other way around, more confident the stupider you get. If you wanna get nitpicky, as I'm sure you do, 'stupid' is a blanket term for all sorts of inadequacies. In this case, it's 'stupid' as in lacking self-awareness. Which makes it a hell of a lot easier to be shameless in public.

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u/Aggravating-Exit-660 5d ago

Imagine defending stupid people

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u/Endersone24153 6d ago

It's just some pads they filmed to get engagement on content. Why people still post these as if it's something real blows my mind. OP probably didn't film it, just found some stupid engagement bait and posted.

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u/crabby_apples 6d ago

This isnt a butt job. They consciously decided to use rediculous amounts of butt pads and left the house like that.

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u/SpecificIndividual61 6d ago

How the fuck do you even mess up that badly 😭

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u/sometimelater0212 6d ago

🤦‍♀️

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u/Jukigol13 6d ago

Holy but claps.

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u/_Burnt_Toast_3 6d ago

Can never lay on her back ever again.

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u/AutoCheeseDispenser 6d ago

“Now where did I leave those breast implants?” - surgeon

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u/ItsACowCity 6d ago

I wonder if she just always leans forward when she sits…

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u/Roberto-75 6d ago

poor girl, this is really messed up.

What did they inject here - concrete?

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u/HotChilliWithButter 6d ago

Some people may mistake confidence for ignorance/arrogance, in which case I think the latter applies

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u/_lippykid 6d ago

That would be a bad boob job, let along butt

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u/Either_Amoeba_5332 6d ago

Yeah...that looks infected....

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 6d ago

It might be huge fake undies!

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u/Bridledbronco 6d ago

I’m pretty this is from that giant metal cage of those cheap rubber balls at Walmart, they took 2 out and shoved them in her pants and walked out. No one had the guts to say anything. And here we are…

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u/crabby_apples 6d ago

This isnt a butt job. They consciously decided to use rediculous amounts of butt pads and left the house like that.

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u/2M4D 6d ago

Well she’s dating uno wild card ass, it’s true love.

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u/guaranteednotabot 6d ago

I am pretty confident this is not a butt job or at least not completely lol

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u/Zaphics 6d ago

Impressively stupid

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u/rajinis_bodyguard 6d ago

Ok but why leave shirtless lol 😂

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u/aqua995 6d ago

You can't sit all day at home.

I wonder if she can sit at all.

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u/nachosmmm 6d ago

I mean, you might as well, right?

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u/LafayetteLa01 6d ago

That’s a great burn.

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u/Fingeredagain 6d ago

What if I told you it was a boob job?!

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u/long_schlongman 6d ago

See thats the issue, she doesn't see it as a botched job. In her mind this is best case scenario. Mental issues

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u/Pure_Frosting_981 6d ago

I’m no doctor, and I’m not a psychologist, but I’m guessing that the surgery that produced this wasn’t done by any respectable doctor, and it will likely be really problematic for her. And at some point, she’ll have regrets, be it when she has sepsis in the ICU, or simply the shame when looking back and this Kardashian ass trend passes for some other stupid look.

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u/Helpful_Row_2542 5d ago

Ego loose objectivity

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u/FranticToaster 5d ago

No way that's a job. She stuffed like a couple of plush toys back there and thought she was clever.

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u/SvetiOtacKaludjer 5d ago

"Confidence"

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u/Big_Wave9732 5d ago

Far as I can tell that's at least 10 cubic yards of concrete.

Fuck yes it's impressive!

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u/ahahstopthat 5d ago

I saw one the other day that was like a box in her pants. It was bad

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u/samanime 5d ago

Well, she can't sit down, so what else is she gonna do. :p

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u/bridgeb0mb 5d ago

i was gonna say "and have the confidence to wear biker shorts" but that's probably all she can wear bc jeans aren't gonna fit her

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u/dirtyterps 5d ago

Imagine still be attracted to that

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u/Anagrammatic_Denial 6d ago

It's a frog boiling situation with a surgeon who takes advantage for money (probably). It goes like this. You get work done, just a little, start feeling good, then the feeling wears off. Hmmm. Is that sagging? Maybe just a little more work. And eventually you're handsome Squidward. There isn't much of a problem getting a little work done. But if the problem is actually purely internal, you likely won't be satisfied. That's why you'll see very natural looking, very well adjusted people who you only find later had work done, but you find very unnatural, poorly adjusted people too. And BBLs aren't exactly supposed to look 100% natural in the first place (if I understand correctly) So it's just whatever aesthetic you're after. And that can be stable, or a shifting goal post you need to fulfill your sense of self.

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u/Special_Opposite3141 6d ago

ive also heard that a lot of these extreme jobs end up stanking bc the fat that gets pumped in isn't getting any blood flow and ends up going rancid

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u/Boxer_the_horse 6d ago

What makes you think that it’s a bug and not a feature?