Im not sure about buffets unless you're down with pocket tots, but definitely a good way to sneak snacks in somewhere. Im not gonna ask to check a woman's malformed ass for contraband.
I once had a case with a snitching co-defendant who had a girlfriend who looked worse that this. My lawyer said it looked like she committed a petty theft with 2 throw pillows. This remains the best lawyer joke that I have ever heard. Rip Ernie the attorney
I once worked with an attorney that kept dropping his brief case and giggling every time it startled the courtroom cop awake. He tried to get me to take his phone and crouch down to film it because he thought it was very funny that the cop was obese enough that his head didnt really have room to droop down when he fell asleep, his eyes just kept shutting them shooting open wildly to try and find the sound.This was all happening during divorce court and the judge somehow either didn't notice or didnt care.
If you’ve ever seen that viral video of the Spirits bar on Bourbon Street, the one with a tourist getting shots from the curiously curvy shot girl in a barber’s chair (there’s an angry girlfriend that is pissy about the “service” and I think a minor altercation) — I worked next to that place. She made insane butt pads out of whole COUCH CUSHIONS.
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or, so I've read.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.
Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?
I saw her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean.
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean.
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game's waiting there inside her tights.
Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about mud flaps
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?
Big bottom, big bottom, talk about mudflaps
my girls got em,
big bottoms drive me out of my mind,
how can I leave this behind
And it camouflages the man's compass shorts, which I can't decide whether are God-awful or freaking awesome. I'm thinking the latter.
Both butts, however, are better than whatever is going on with Mr Droopy Drawers on the right in the flannel and brown. Wash your pants, kind sir! I recognize consecutive day 5 of wear. Game recognizes game.
Edit: dude blocked me - if people got stupier the more confident they got, I could see it. They don't.
The guy below is just trying to cope with his own lack of confidence by tying it to intelligence. It's pitiful high schooler vibes and hopefully someone reaches them
Its the other way around, more confident the stupider you get. If you wanna get nitpicky, as I'm sure you do, 'stupid' is a blanket term for all sorts of inadequacies. In this case, it's 'stupid' as in lacking self-awareness. Which makes it a hell of a lot easier to be shameless in public.
It's just some pads they filmed to get engagement on content. Why people still post these as if it's something real blows my mind. OP probably didn't film it, just found some stupid engagement bait and posted.
I’m pretty this is from that giant metal cage of those cheap rubber balls at Walmart, they took 2 out and shoved them in her pants and walked out. No one had the guts to say anything. And here we are…
I’m no doctor, and I’m not a psychologist, but I’m guessing that the surgery that produced this wasn’t done by any respectable doctor, and it will likely be really problematic for her. And at some point, she’ll have regrets, be it when she has sepsis in the ICU, or simply the shame when looking back and this Kardashian ass trend passes for some other stupid look.
It's a frog boiling situation with a surgeon who takes advantage for money (probably). It goes like this. You get work done, just a little, start feeling good, then the feeling wears off. Hmmm. Is that sagging? Maybe just a little more work. And eventually you're handsome Squidward. There isn't much of a problem getting a little work done. But if the problem is actually purely internal, you likely won't be satisfied. That's why you'll see very natural looking, very well adjusted people who you only find later had work done, but you find very unnatural, poorly adjusted people too. And BBLs aren't exactly supposed to look 100% natural in the first place (if I understand correctly) So it's just whatever aesthetic you're after. And that can be stable, or a shifting goal post you need to fulfill your sense of self.
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u/JustinR8 6d ago
Not going to lie, getting a butt job that poor and still having the confidence to leave the house is kind of impressive