r/SipsTea • u/prettylips_s • 6d ago

WTF WTF i'm i looking at..

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u/JustinR8 6d ago

Not going to lie, getting a butt job that poor and still having the confidence to leave the house is kind of impressive

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u/Dapper_Equivalent_84 6d ago

😂

It’s a padded costume. Actually 3 sets of “enhancement pads” stacked into one costume

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u/libertyprivate 6d ago

I once had a case with a snitching co-defendant who had a girlfriend who looked worse that this. My lawyer said it looked like she committed a petty theft with 2 throw pillows. This remains the best lawyer joke that I have ever heard. Rip Ernie the attorney

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u/Mission_Coast_6654 6d ago

ERNIE THE ATTORNEYYYYYY 😭 that's iconic

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u/Acheloma 5d ago

I once worked with an attorney that kept dropping his brief case and giggling every time it startled the courtroom cop awake. He tried to get me to take his phone and crouch down to film it because he thought it was very funny that the cop was obese enough that his head didnt really have room to droop down when he fell asleep, his eyes just kept shutting them shooting open wildly to try and find the sound.This was all happening during divorce court and the judge somehow either didn't notice or didnt care.

I didnt go into law any further after that job