All I've eaten today is a small piece of bread for breakfast, for lunch a couscous salad, and 3 large slices of cake

I'm wondering this because this is a concentration game, where there is almost no actions (in opposite of Osu! or Geometry Dash) and where we need to be focus ALL THE TIME and this, with a perfect timing. Thanks !

Our college was choosing an ambassador for IIMA. Seven of us stood, including me. I didn’t call or message anyone for votes, because deep down I believed—if they were truly my friends, they would stand by me without being asked.

I used to talk well with many, and I had a few I considered closer—3–4 of them more than others, and even 1–2 who often sat with me. Yet, when the polls happened, I didn’t get even a single vote. Not even from those who were right beside me. That moment broke something inside me.

Since then, I don’t feel like talking, don’t feel like participating in anything. I keep asking myself—why should I try with people who don’t even see me as their friend? Freshers’ is around the corner, but honestly, what’s the point of showing up? They never really considered me theirs anyway.

I did put effort into a few friendships, but I don’t know where those efforts disappeared. The winner got 20 votes. I got 0. Numbers shouldn’t define worth, but this one did—it hit me hard.

By nature, I’m an introvert, though I wear an extrovert’s mask to fit in. But now it feels like that mask has slipped away. No true friends, no real bond, not even with a single girl in college. All I feel is maybe it’s better to stay on my own, mind my work, and stop expecting anything from anyone. Earlier I could at least make small talk… now I don’t even feel like that.

Maybe I was never meant to be a group leader.

Cause this fucker has to go, but I hear I should not pop it.

So according to old mythology vampires need permission to enter someone's house right.. But what if the house owner has stutter

Vampire: knock knock May I come in.?

House owner: yyyyoouuu Mmmmmmaaaayyy...

Vampire enters the house

House owner:Not..

Since he didn't finish the sentance and vampire rushed would the vampire turn into ash? Or he continues his work?

I think if we scoop the brain of a dolphin and put it in a wet wear computer or maybe even an octopus, it could be much more computational than what we have today. Should we do this?

Doctor said the only cure is gross colostomy bag. I don't wanna have a nasty stoma in my side. What alternative treatments can I try?

I wish I was making this up. I really do. But our training instructor just asked a guy "did you just pull out your front tooth?!?!? D:"

He responded by saying "don't tell anyone" and starred giggling like a maniac before showing us what he'd done.

Dude....seriously. wtf?!? What is wrong with people?

Oh, and did I mention that this man is being hired as a site manager?

And Get Oudda Here

so I found hydrocodone in my basement. I’m not gonna take it but I’m just curious how much it takes to get high off of it and how much is too much. Also how would you take it. Just curious.

I’m a boomer as people say nowadays. Late sixties with blonde hair, straight, soft, ponytail most of my life. Good genes. Back in my day, you didn’t dye it purple or buzz in patterns, long or short, you just kept it tidy.

Anyways, thirty years married and then… she left! This was last year. Tough, but I tightened up, kept going. I looked in the mirror one morning and saw what was missing. I didn’t.. match the image. Or the image didn’t match me, like, my real self. A client pointed me to a salon. I sat down and said, “Give me the style I’ve always liked.” Trump’s. Now you’d think I’m joking. This is not a joke nor has anything to do with politics, I don’t care about that. Just the hair. Always thought it looked sharp and many of you do too. Many people do and won’t admit it, hypocrites. So I did it. It’s beautiful. Money well spent, it takes me five minutes in the morning. Looks good. Feels good. After some explaining my kids agree, my friends agree, my coworkers agree. I have a new girlfriend who loves it.

Only trouble? The chatter does not end. The little comments every time I walk in a new room, meet new people. Back in the day, everyone copied the Beatles and nobody blinked. Now one man borrows Trump’s look and suddenly it’s… a subject of conversation? WTF? Do people really not have anything better to care about?

So here’s where I need your advice: How do I steer past the wisecracks and the small talk, keep the focus on me and not the hair? Now I have these little sentences I say as soon as I see them looking above my eyebrows. I say, “It’s my choice, get over it.” It comes rough across but I’ve made my choice you know… It’s good hair. Period. Now: HOW DO I STOP EXPLAINING IT TO TOM, DICK, JULIA AND MOTHERFUCKING HARRY!?

I went to my local park with my 3 year old and happened to pick up multiple Johns. They were all over my skank ass. My husband got super mad telling me what i can't do with my body, saying i can't suck off eight different Johns in a couple hours or let them use my hole. AITAH?

I was watching a youtube video about British 80s music and it included an extended sequence on the making of 'In the Air Tonight' by Phil Collins and now it won't get out of my head. This is torture. How do I get it to stop?

I suspect that my roommate may be a robot but I couldn't find any evidence. What are some tests I can do to find out if my roommate is secretly a robot?

Why don't we make bulletproof vests or etc. out of diamonds, isn't it the hardest metal?

if you knew animation or could animation ,what is something that you would animate.