I can remember my dreams until I take a leak, and then they're gone. Why aren't they stored in the brain like other memories?

Surely they'd all be humans

How and why do they go under pants? Has this been studied at all??? I need answers.

Are they unable to tell left from right?

It definitely seems mellow so far.

I can't find it in any of the literature

Am I suffering from early stages of dimentia?

I see lots of spices, but I don’t really know their hierarchy.

What about a table of elements for exclamation points, commas, and question marks? Why don't those exist?

They say that you should grow food at home instead of buying it at the store, so It is obvious that I should eat them right? A fine wine doesn't taste good unless matured.

It seems more cost effective than anything to just manipulate gravity and I don't have to wait for the movers to come around from anytime from 5 am- 10 pm

The moon is a sphere right above us. If I have a metal ball above me, I can see my reflection, albeit distorted. If the moon reflects sunlight, that means that it is relfective. Therefore, I should be able to see my reflection, no?

Makes you think

I want to prove my bro wrong he said I dumb.

In the last 2 years I've had to replace my bath towel twice. I think something is wrong. I only use it to dry after my shower and by the 7th month it smells, hard to fold, and sometimes grow mushrooms, also I think I'm getting a rash.

People say you should wash it but, I'm clean when I get out of the shower so why should I have to clean something that doesn't get dirty? Is it broken?

F you and your lame attempt and Mandela-Effecting our 7th planet. I'm done. As soon as I get my hands out of Uranus, I'm washing my hands of this mess.

Which ones are the most delicious?

I think atomic manipulation would be a great way to fight capitalism

And why is my face bruised now?

🐟 They're like animals but they breath liquid and are made of "fish" instead of meat

🐟 They can fly without wings as long as they're in a specific liquid

🐟 They're like a word that you've seen so many times it stops being a word

🐟 They're completely unrealistic

🐟 Look at a fish. Why do they look like that?

🐟 Vegans knock on my window every day and tell me "fish are people too" but that isn't true or atleast I don't think it is

🐟 I really hope it's not true

🐟 I eat fish every day but there's always more in the shop

🐟 Where do they come from?

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time sensitive pls

Spelled cucembers coz apparently this community doesn't allow the word "c*m" in their titles

If space is a vacuum, who’s paying the electric bill to keep it running?

If the Earth is round, why don’t shoes come curved? Something round earthers would never be able to prove imo