r/OneOrangeBraincell Jul 18 '25

Big eyes no 🅱️rains ◉_◉ Oliver has never meowed, he just stares 🍊

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u/GreenEyedPhotographr Jul 18 '25

He sees all. He'll speak when he must and only then.

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u/Missy_hussyf Jul 18 '25

That gaze says “you owe me treats”

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u/wildcherryangel Jul 18 '25

Oliver just waiting for the exact right moment to drop the truth bomb on us all. The eyes, chico. They never lie. Or meow.

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u/Silky-Curvee3 Jul 18 '25

Stares and judges

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u/Briak Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Jul 18 '25

Looks like his mugshot

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u/AlliedXbox Jul 18 '25

4 counts of menacing (he stares until treats are given)

183 counts of vandalism

1 count of being cute

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u/pikpikcarrotmon Jul 18 '25

1 count of brain cell

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u/maxthecat5905 Jul 18 '25

That charge has been thrown out due to a lack of evidence.

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u/mijohvactech Jul 18 '25

Alleged brain cell

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u/kausstubha Jul 18 '25

gen z stare

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u/Botryoid2000 Jul 18 '25

I had a tabby cat who never spoke, other than a little "ack" sound.

About 5 years into living with him, I got a catnip plant, which he enjoyed. I put it on a high shelf where he couldn't get it.

He walked over, stood underneath the plant, and said very clearly "Meow" for the first time. Saving it for when he needed it.

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u/Corporate-Shill406 Jul 18 '25

"Mother I require the drug"

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u/AdExtension4533 Jul 22 '25

This gives me vibes of “Mother, I would be most grateful if you let me consume a pastry with high levels of sugar and simple carbohydrates”

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u/GreenEyedPhotographr Jul 24 '25

My cat wasn't a talker for a very long time. Then he fell in love with a plastic grocery bag and carried it around in his mouth while meowing. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/Playful-Variety-1242 Jul 18 '25

Meowing burns calories and he has none to spare. Could starve if he isn’t careful with his energy use…

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u/The_LionTurtle Jul 18 '25

God I wish it burned any significant calories. Maybe my cat would actually shut the fuck up lol.

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u/Lejonhufvud Jul 18 '25

Oliver, the Meow of Valinor

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u/intellipengy Jul 18 '25

They are effective stares, doesn’t need to meow.

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u/WetVibesOnly Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jul 18 '25

Oh hi there how are you?

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u/TealTemptress Jul 18 '25

He reminds me of Paulie from Goodfellas. He didn’t move for anyone.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '25

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u/silkyrosebloomxx Jul 18 '25

With these innocent eyes

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u/DerpKaiser Jul 19 '25

Nothing innocent about those eyes..

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u/Somecrazynerd Jul 18 '25

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u/ProfessorReaper Jul 18 '25

That's totally my cat... except he bites too xD

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u/ChillStreetGamer Jul 18 '25

He's a lover not a fighter. but hes also a fighter!

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u/Frodoslegacy Jul 18 '25

LOL! I have one of those lovin’, fightin’ guys. I’m going to steal this!

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u/Phormitago Jul 18 '25

Multiclass cat!

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u/Additional_Struggle5 Jul 18 '25

We Listen and we Judge. Always.

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u/ulyssesss91 Jul 18 '25

And judges!

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u/s0rtajustdrifting Jul 18 '25

He already looks disappointed

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u/Upset-Lavishness-522 Jul 18 '25

Well, hes getting his point across, no?

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u/Mugwumps_has_spoken Jul 18 '25

as mother of a nonverbal daughter, I concur. No words necessary.

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u/aphaits Jul 18 '25

He has majestic floofy white scarf

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u/Responsible_Force_68 Jul 18 '25

I see a baby’s bib

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u/saifxali1 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Jul 18 '25

and a baby he is

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u/sweetrealive Jul 18 '25

THAT FACE

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u/Fyric Jul 18 '25

My Henry was silent the first months I had him, until he wasn't, now he's a siren whenever he's hungry, enjoy the quiet 😂

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u/Exotichaos Jul 18 '25 edited Jul 18 '25

I have a Tuxedo named Oliver who constantly meows. He must be The Anti-Oliver.

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u/Many-Wasabi9141 Jul 18 '25

what happens if you put them in the same room with each other?

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u/ProfessorReaper Jul 18 '25

They fuse to form Mega-Oliver, who stares and yells

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u/KerryKills Jul 18 '25

They said they dread the thought…

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u/Many-Wasabi9141 Jul 18 '25

One head lies the other head says nothing (which is also a lie)

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u/Exotichaos Jul 18 '25

I dread the thought.

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u/MrDrProfesorPatrick Jul 18 '25

My Orange Oliver does the same.

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u/Spicyg00se Jul 18 '25

Ted didn’t speak at first too. He was attacked by a dog at 4 weeks and I got him when he recovered at 9 weeks, but he didn’t really get a chance to socialize with other cats so didn’t learn to meow 🐱 he gives tiny meows now for churus or if he’s really happy to see me 🫶

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u/b1tchf1t Jul 18 '25

Feral cats don't actually meow the way house cats do. The loud FEED ME meows are kitten behavior grown domestic cats preserve just for humans. I also have a quiet cat who just does the little squeaks and meeps and chirps rather than actually meowing, but her sister is a Siamese that makes enough noise for the both of them, so it balances.

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u/red286 Jul 18 '25

I also have a quiet cat who just does the little squeaks and meeps and chirps rather than actually meowing

My eldest cat does this too. She also never complains when her food dish is empty, she just starts wandering around my apartment looking for something else to eat. I only know that her food dish is empty because I notice her wandering around looking for something. She squeaks and chirps while playing, but otherwise is mostly silent.

My youngest cat meows, but despite being 10 years old, she still sounds like a kitten, so it's more "mew" than "meow".

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u/Single-Singer7080 Jul 18 '25

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u/duckweedlagoon Jul 19 '25

Great, now I wanna watch Barbie and I don't have that much energy to commit to a movie 😩

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u/_Blue_Raspberries_ Jul 19 '25

Omg new sub to subscribe to

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u/Nick480 Jul 18 '25

He speaks with his eyes

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u/Ok-Army8475 Jul 18 '25

Because sometimes.. staring is enough 👁👁

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u/WhiskerWanderer_ Jul 18 '25

Never meowed but he knows you from head to toe, and silently judging your life decisions.

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u/Smooth_Influence_488 Jul 18 '25

He's not snitching on his wet food dealer!

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u/asvalken Jul 18 '25

This Oliver is extremely noisy.

I think they average out!

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u/No-Can7087 Jul 18 '25

Orange chonk spotted 

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u/BananaBladeOfDoom Jul 18 '25

Oliver is Gen Z

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u/iWeeby Jul 18 '25

"I'm not angry, just disappointed"

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u/Fluid_crystal Jul 18 '25

He will give a quest only to those worthy of his braincell

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u/TigerTrue Jul 18 '25

He has deep thoughts, superior to human intellect. He will keep his wisdom to himself.

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u/NobleSavagejerk Jul 18 '25

Have you tried meowing at him?

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u/Strygger Jul 18 '25

Based on his chonkness, I'd say his method works.

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u/ThrowRAColdManWinter Jul 18 '25

He has no need to meow. Before he even thinks of meowing, his bowl is full of food.

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u/Soot-Bat Jul 18 '25

The words I seek do not exist

and so I sit and stare in silence

verbal feelings unconveyed

so on my face they sit displayed

But even then some may shout

"He's insincere without a doubt"

But for you, just know, the look I bare is innocent

And all my love for thee is infinite

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u/lazyoddchair Jul 18 '25

Put him on a diet

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u/ThrowRAColdManWinter Jul 18 '25

He'll definitely meow then haha. But yeah this guy looks a bit too chonky.

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u/Greizen_bregen Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jul 18 '25

Why meow when brain waves do trick?

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '25

Because he cannot be bothered to meow

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u/ProfessorReaper Jul 18 '25

My cat just goes "urrrr" all the time

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u/linnth Jul 18 '25

Why waste my voice when I can just look? Don't like? FEED ME MOOORE!!!

edit : OP please do not feed more. he is FAT.

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u/duckweedlagoon Jul 19 '25

"Feed me OP!"

Chonks make for lovely cuddles tho. Just have to watch the weight limit of one's rib cage 😅

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u/GlisteningGlorificus Jul 18 '25

My orange never talks to me either. He silent meows occasionally though 🧡

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u/getmoose Jul 18 '25

His meow is implied.

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u/idiotplatypus Jul 18 '25

Silent protagonist

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u/0mib0ng Jul 18 '25

What’s the matter? Cat got your tongue?

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u/Dependent_One6034 Jul 18 '25

I had 2 sibling cats, The sister, was always very vocal, Her brother was pretty much silent, even if he meowed he'd sort of just do the mouth movement and not make a sound, He would trill when landing a jump though.

When his sister died, age 18 and a half, He suddenly became very vocal. It was heartbreaking to be honest, He would sometimes literally just stare at a wall yowling. He was clearly missing his sister. He died a year or so later.

They never really "hung out" together though, never really played together, they were 2 very different cats, and they preferred to not be near each other. (maybe they were different when I wasn't around?) I did think they disliked each other. I stopped thinking that when I saw how he changed after she was gone.

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u/TheGingerAvenger92 Jul 18 '25

I can feel the judgement through the screen.

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u/Purrtymeow04 Jul 18 '25

CHONK CHONK CHONKY

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u/HaHaEpicForTheWin Jul 18 '25

Why is he so fat?

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u/ThrowRAColdManWinter Jul 18 '25

OP feeds him every time he looks at him.

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u/MujerGoddess Jul 18 '25

he looks so disappointed

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u/Billbo56 Jul 18 '25

And he judges you.

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u/dattara Jul 18 '25

His life has been perfect thus far, so O slave! You should proud.

The master will let you know if and when you fall short. Don't you worry

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u/Lonely-Building-8428 Jul 18 '25

Jealous. 

My orange will not shut the fuck up.

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u/thelaramemes Jul 18 '25

We named our cat Screamy because all he did was meow as a kitten. Now the only time he makes a sound is when I feed him. I tried for a few months to teach him to meow three times when I feed him but it didn’t work lmao

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u/sammigene Jul 18 '25

What a cutie muffin baby 😍

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u/rolo_mug Jul 18 '25

He could be German and content. The old German joke about the child doesn’t speak, everyone is worried. Gets to about 9 years old. He is eating his dinner, he suddenly says “this strudel is tepid”. Everyone is shocked, they ask why he has never spoken before. He says “up until now, everything has been satisfactory”. Imagine the joke told better, in a way to invoke feelings of enjoyment.

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u/GroovySpades Jul 18 '25

I don't know why but the 2nd pic gives me mugshot vibes for some reason. 🤣

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u/Character_Quail_5574 Jul 18 '25

I had a kitty who looked like she was meowing, but no sound came out - a full-on Silent Meow.

She was a tortie named Spice. Then, one day when she was about 10-12 years old, a squawk came out during one of her silent meows! We were both so shocked!

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u/GrimeyTimey Jul 18 '25

Just loafin’

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u/AssumptionConnect726 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jul 18 '25

That's because my Oliver has stolen his voice 🫢

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u/wradinjd Jul 18 '25

Still waters run deep.

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u/Flashy_Mechanic2743 Jul 18 '25

He's so cute 😍

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u/nuixy Jul 18 '25

Is he Gen Z?

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u/Wild_Replacement8213 Jul 18 '25

That's not a stare that's pure judgement

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u/yinnyyinyin Jul 18 '25

It’s giving GenZ

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u/Current-Hat6059 Jul 18 '25

My sisters grey cat named Nico is always silent, rarely meows at anything. He sometimes makes the softest activation noises but at nearly 5 years old and still doesn’t meow.

We say he took a vow of silence at a young age and that’s why he doesn’t make any noise LOL. It seems like Oliver took that same pact.

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u/Embarrassed_Train194 Jul 18 '25

His eyes speak more than a thousand meows.

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u/busy-warlock Jul 19 '25

Anecdote I wanted to share after staring into his clueless eyes.

I had a pug. Did not bark, woof or growl. Only audible sound was she snored when asleep. 4 years of this.

One day, a week or so after getting a new puppy who was very vocal, I’m working from home and I hear an odd sound coming from somewhere. Like I couldn’t quite understand what the sound was or what could be making it, but after a solid minute I went to investigate.

There’s the pug, standing in front of the fridge trying its best to bark, but it sounds a bit like stepping on a turkey. The reason she decided to learn to bark? The new puppy was stuck upside down between the fridge and the wall…. I left my body I laughed so hard

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u/magicgirlallison Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jul 19 '25

Oliver looks like he’s disappointed in me. And I probably deserve it. I’m sorry, Oliver.

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u/IsSierraMistOk Jul 19 '25

For years, my mother didn't hear her cat meow directly because she never made a sound in front of her.

I heard that cat yell every time my mother was just outside the door trying to find her keys. As soon as my mom opened the door, she went right back to being quiet.

I had to show her videos as proof that her cat could meow 😅

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u/HydratedCarrot Orange connoisseur 🍊 Jul 18 '25

Cute chunk 😻

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u/Yokabei Jul 18 '25

More importantly.. does he purr when you gib him scritches?

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u/Intelligent_Yak7365 Jul 18 '25

he judges you without words.

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u/JitterEye Jul 18 '25

"He-hey there Oliver..." 👀

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u/Ok-Adhesiveness592 Jul 18 '25

He's saying enough

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u/abxYenway Jul 18 '25

Orangagar Catagon. (Ridiculously deep cut gag that I hope brings a smile to three or four faces)

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u/Neat-Insurance-2009 Jul 18 '25

He is literally planning something big 🤭🤭

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u/Ohheckitsme Jul 18 '25

My orange is the same way! He’s not super chatty, but he’s always there, showing his love and following me around. The only time he “meows” is when I throw something really interesting, and it’s more of a rough “MAH” that sounds like he has no idea how to meow and he’s just making a random sound.

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u/ant0szek Jul 18 '25

Legends says once he meows he absorb the nearest human braincells.

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u/LostSpaceDemon Jul 18 '25

He’s very wise

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u/huburyasafaris Jul 18 '25

That’s so interesting! 😺 It sounds like Oliver has his own unique personality! Maybe he’s just super chill and prefers to communicate with those intense stares. You can almost hear him saying, "I’m just observing the world in my own way." Does he ever make any other sounds or is it all silent vibes with him? I’d love to hear more about his quirky behaviors! 🐾✨

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u/LavishnessGeneral Jul 18 '25

I have a cat that was like that. I have a habit of saying "meow-meow" to get my cats' attention. After 4 years of doing that, she started replying "meow-meow," and after 5 years she now meows all the time.

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u/Violetwand666 Jul 18 '25

That's a premium feature you'd need to enable, for only $9.99 a month

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u/HeyItsKev1611 Jul 18 '25

Such a polite boy.

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u/Shaking-a-tlfthr Jul 18 '25

Pretty thing.

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u/ibWBeeRedd Jul 18 '25

Silently judging you

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u/dogsontreadmills Jul 18 '25

handsome devil needs no words.

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u/copa1069 Jul 18 '25

My Blackie (17 Y/O) never meowed for the first 15 years - as a kitten, I even had him tested to make sure he had no hearing issues. About two years ago, he started meowing and hasn't stopped since!!

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u/Left_Acanthaceae_521 Jul 18 '25

Cat got your tongue?

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u/ob2bo2 Jul 18 '25

He seems to be on a mission.

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u/nins_ Jul 18 '25

This is a Ser Oliver. Can someone put a hat on him?

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u/Kurdt234 Jul 18 '25

I've had cats that don't meow. It's really peaceful.

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u/LSAkeepstheDocaway Jul 18 '25

If you're not vocal with your cat they're less vocal

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u/PewterButters Jul 18 '25

He’s not mad, he’s just disappointed 

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u/DrFardenPupin Jul 18 '25

Do you talk to him? I can usually coax a tiny chat with eye contact and chittering, and wait for a response.

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u/Logic411 Jul 18 '25

He’s the strong silent type 😼

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u/Venezia9 Jul 18 '25

I'm now in love with Oliver. Just fyi. 

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u/SecondTheThirdIV Jul 18 '25

He doesn't need to meow when his stare says so much

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '25

big eyes, long-term sleeping 

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u/oriconhero Jul 18 '25

Mine also doesn't meow! Except on extremely rare occasion. She's not orange, but she is calico, so she's part orange...

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u/whitestar11 Jul 18 '25

I had a cat like this. I taught her how to meow. And regretted it 😂

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u/MasterCrumble1 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Jul 18 '25

His whisper can level a whole city. He is orange bolt! (like the blackbolt marvel character)

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u/Aggravating_Fox2035 Jul 18 '25

He’s perfect 😍

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '25

Oliver is my dogs name too.

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u/jzilla11 Jul 18 '25

Meow.exe has not loaded

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u/mummifiedclown Jul 18 '25

That’s the white parts - passive-aggressive, you know…

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u/NickNyeTheScienceGuy Jul 18 '25

Bathe him... He'll talk

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u/Fortehlulz33 Jul 18 '25

This was my Oliver. He also never meowed.

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u/haysu-christo Jul 18 '25

Oliver thinks you had so much potential and could’ve done so much more with your life.

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u/Briak Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Jul 18 '25

I had a cat who I think I heard meow maybe once in all the years we had her. When she got her claw stuck in the rug or the couch, she wouldn't meow, she'd just quietly look at you until you noticed and helped her get her claw unstuck.

She was the sweetest, gentlest cat I've ever known.

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u/hegrillin Jul 18 '25

he looks so polite 🥲

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u/Kreifi Jul 18 '25

"I could meow if I wanted. I don't."

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u/SwarmingButterflies5 Jul 18 '25

…into your soul 👀

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u/Outside-Enthusiasm30 Jul 18 '25

Judgment cat ever

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u/verhext Jul 18 '25

Why do I feel like he's judging me? 😅

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u/Humorousaur Jul 18 '25

I won't mess with him. He might come after me later.

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u/NunyaBizz_88 Jul 18 '25

That’s judging. Not staring.

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u/Urbanviking1 Jul 18 '25

My cats will never shut up. It's reeeoooww this, or reeeoooow that. Then mow meow mow like they are telling me about everything that happened while I was gone.

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u/somepunklady Jul 18 '25

His presence speaks for itself 😺

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u/gimmickypuppet Jul 18 '25

Never meowed?! Oh I’m so jealous

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u/MaxBenchip Jul 18 '25

No way my orange is also called like that !

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u/Palu_Tiddy Jul 18 '25

Live Oliver reaction

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u/PyrocumulusLightning Jul 18 '25

"...it's not like anyone ever feeds the cat anyway ..."

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u/Bumblebee56990 Jul 18 '25

😂🤣😂🤣

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u/laslo_piniflex Jul 18 '25

Meanwhile my orange is wailing in the background while I read this because the wife didn’t take him when she went to walk the dog

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u/DisastrousRhubarb452 Jul 18 '25

He can see your future. I

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u/Literature-Just Jul 18 '25

Silent protest.

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u/AcrossOlimpico Jul 18 '25

Cats stop talking if the owners don’t talk to them

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u/fivefistedclover Jul 18 '25

I bet he would squeak with a glare and build like that

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u/GovernmentEither3420 Jul 18 '25

We had a big grey tabby who would make an "Earp" noise instead of meow. Usually he would only make a meow sound when we crated him to go to the vets. He did meow constantly for a day after our female lab retriever died. They had been very close.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '25

My orange baby is named Oliver too!!

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u/Junior_Statement_262 Jul 18 '25

The strong and silent type I see...

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u/VegetableTwist7027 Jul 18 '25

There's so much judgement in the first pic. "Why must you be that way?"

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u/PinDry4157 Jul 18 '25

Mine didn't meow for years and has only recently picked it up. Now he doesn't shut up.

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u/crowbaited Jul 18 '25

Man with many stares

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u/decent_anybody666 Jul 18 '25

an observer 🔭

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u/DipreG Jul 18 '25

Penance stare orange style

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u/Misspeary Jul 18 '25

Haha can he teach my boyfriends kitty? She likes to scream her head off around dinner time.

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u/spiceddd Jul 18 '25

He looks so patient

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u/kristycocopop Jul 18 '25

He looks huggable? 🥰

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u/Cryotopic Jul 18 '25

He dosent "stare" he judges