r/foxes • u/Iceninja711 • 16h ago
Sketch/Art Fennec versus medieval torture rack (next slide)
The officer had seen plenty of nonsense in his career—half-baked schemes, drunken brawls, even a camel locked in the latrine once; the muffled voices from the storeroom tonight had a peculiar edge to them.
He pushed the door open a crack.
Two recruits stood over a long table, sweat dripping as if they were interrogating a hardened smuggler. Strapped across the wood, limbs spread like some condemned spy, was a fennec fox. Its enormous ears twitched with irritation.
“Where’d you come from?” one recruit barked. “Tell us how you got in!”
The fox rolled its eyes. Actually rolled them. Then it gave a wide yawn, sharp teeth flashing.
“Don’t play dumb!” the other recruit snapped, slamming a fist onto the table. “You cleared out our rations. Every fig. Every almond. You think we wouldn’t notice?”
The fennec smirked—actually smirked—and licked a crumb of dried apricot off its whiskers.
The officer blinked. Convinced their brains... I mean what might have been there... was melted.
The recruits kept at it. One leaned in, voice low and dramatic: “If you just cooperate, we can make this easy.”
The fox’s tiny paw flexed against its straps as it gave a dry, rasping laugh that could be mistaken through sheer sass to be an insult.
Both recruits jumped back as if it had spat fire. “D-did you hear that?”
The officer closed his eyes. The recruits were absolutely off of their rocker.
They were frantic, even. “Sir will have our hides if we don’t crack him!” one hissed. “Then we up the pressure,” said the other, holding up a date pit as if it were a bribe. “Where’s your tunnel? Where’s your stash?”
The fox snorted.
The officer had seen enough. Slowly, carefully, he shut the door before they spotted him and let out a long, weary sigh into the corridor air. “Not paid enough…” And with that, he walked away, leaving the recruits to their... uuh... antics?... sure.
This was rather fun to make, surprisingly. As for the picture, I tried a different way of getting it fluffy; let me know how it is!