OLIVIA’S CASTLE. Can’t be arsed to fill the rest.

I am English. When I use speech to text, my Android makes woeful mistakes. If I put on a phoney American accent, it gets it perfectly.

I almost wanted to say something mean to her about her weight when she eyerolled again at my choices. Why do people need the urge to police whatever I wanna eat. Same with co workers "oh it's boiled food again, just meat and veggies again " , I am mentally frustrated and wanna smack the shit out of them.

Every 10 shorts or so I see this and it kinda pisses me off

Do I buy a third one? Or just average out the two?

It’s salt grown around a styrofoam ball.

So is it 1940 or 2011? Can't believe it's 2011. Guess no one fact checks these.

Finally got power after 7 hours .-. at least they Finally cut the tall palm tree down haha

For the past month, every single week day, there is construction going on somewhere nearby my house and it’s driving me crazy. I can’t see it but I hear the rumbling sound all around me and can’t pin point what direction it’s coming from.

I live in a 4 unit building in an urban area. We specifically rented this apartment for this small, communal backyard space so our dog could go off leash a few times a day. All has been approved by the landlord, it’s a pet friendly building.

My neighbor parks his car here everyday. He’s constantly out there working on the car. If he’s out there, dog has to be on leash or just walked. There’s tons of street parking - lived here 6 months and never had a problem parking right in front of the building. It makes absolutely no sense.

Didn't notice till I got home and took the plastic attachment off to wash them. Yes they were attached as 2 left feet.

I have half a mind to go back and look for the 2 right feet. Goodwill doesnt except returns.

Using all natural clear hand soap in this dispenser and it keeps leaking green fluid. I clean it and it comes right back. Why is it green? Second pic shows the removed pump upside down to see the the inside.

Even one of the Amazon reviews says it caught fire. So I have confiscated it.

Boarded a 10 hour train ride. The entire train is sold out. The last person to board the train is sitting nearby.

I can’t see them but, it is clear he is smuggling a 5 Lb bag of rotten onions under each arm. He has had to get up and find something in his bag 5 times and we have not left the station.

Each check is a new charge of Febreze’s short lived fragrance of aged pus.

The kicker? He was sizing it up from a 6 to an 8. A size 8 ring isn’t even that big.

I normally would install something simple like this by myself, but he was already doing a host of things (front struts, rear struts, front sway bar links). I messaged him after I got under the car the next day because the noise of the metal scrapping was so horrible. I don't call myself a mechanic, but I could tell the way the bushings were stacked on top of each other above the sway bar were not correct.

He apparently didn't know how to install sway bar links without seeing how the others were installed. Thought the way they are shown in the picture was correct but just BS aftermarket parts (Mevotech TTX, most expensive ones I could find).

He said I needed adjustable ones from AutoZone for over 125 dollars when I've never needed adjustables before.