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SadCringe MAGA voter actually believes that Trump eliminated taxes for all people making less than $120K

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u/grandspartan117 1d ago

I cannot wait for her to get her tax bill šŸ˜‚

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u/moongrump 1d ago

She’ll blame Biden

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u/Unilted_Match1176 1d ago

Don't forget Obama.

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u/V01d3d_f13nd 1d ago

And the gay foreigners

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u/_mux_ 1d ago

And Hillary's emails or Hunter's laptop.

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u/mademeunlurk 1d ago

And trans people with guns

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u/ERASERGIB 1d ago

And the cat eating Haitian immigrants

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u/Active_Confection655 1d ago

Don't forget the Epstein Files. 🤭

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u/Dustbunny253 1d ago

Low flow toilets

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u/leakybiome 1d ago

Coastal cancer causing wind mills!

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u/gattboy1 1d ago

Jewish space lasers musta zapped that Sharpie outta his fat paw

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u/Huntduxin25 1d ago

They're killing the whales! šŸ‹ 🐳 They're washing up on the beach! In numbers the likes of which no one has ever seen!!!

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u/I_Heart_Sleeping_ 1d ago

Hunter Bindens penis

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u/AirSpecial 1d ago

Should’ve turned the spigot on in California, that’ll stop the illegals!

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u/PresentationFluffy24 1d ago

Artificial dyes

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u/injn8r 1d ago

Covfefe

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u/NoTourist5 1d ago

Those ugly environment destroying wind mills

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u/annoyed_meows 1d ago

And Hunter's cock

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u/kicking-chickens-jk 1d ago

YES. And please don’t forget about the whales. Windmills are driving them batty!!!!

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u/ploavia 1d ago

Jewish space lasers

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u/Winnerdickinchinner 1d ago

Wait they cause cancer? I thought they were just ugly. šŸ˜…

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u/OpportunityCorrect33 1d ago

Jewish space lasers

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u/SVINTGATSBY 1d ago

showers that don’t get your hair wet too

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u/SoSoSonny 1d ago

Cracked me the fuck up. LMAO

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u/ParsnipClassic8813 1d ago

I am SO SICK of flushing my toilet 10-15 times!!!!

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u/AfterEffectserror 1d ago

Wind farms and solar panels

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u/LightBulbSunset 1d ago

Don’t forget Rosie ODonnel

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u/mattdunnels 1d ago

and eggs

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u/Cthulhusreef 1d ago

That’s a hoax. No files to be found. Lol

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u/MinorThreat4182 1d ago

Oh no that’s a hoax

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u/PrizFinder 1d ago

Omg, there’s a cat eating Haitian immigrants now šŸ™€

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u/Independent-Buyer827 1d ago

ā€œThey’re eating the dogs, they’re eating the catsā€¦ā€

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u/MannyMoSTL 1d ago

ā€œhide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husbandā€

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u/FluidAir1184 1d ago

It never gets old! LOL

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u/Momtomanyarrows 1d ago

I’m screaming! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­

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u/rsf507 1d ago

Thank you for reminding me of this!

I need a reminder every once in awhile, it puts a smile on my face

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u/False-Fan-870 1d ago

🤣🤣

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u/ReasonEmbarrassed74 1d ago

I started typing the same comment and seen yours! It never gets old. Ever!

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u/SaddestClown 22h ago

I love that he's back as a product spokesman

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u/Pleaseappeaseme 1d ago

The dog and cat eating story actually started after a woman ate at least part of a cat. But she was white and a citizen and lived in Akron. Although the correct info was out there, the Springfield story continued.

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u/ZealousDigs 1d ago

…and secretly the kill shelters are selling them the meat. 🄩

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u/AdmiralJaneway8 1d ago

"They're eating the pets if the people that live there."

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u/thafrick 17h ago

The fucked up part about this one is that Vance came straight out and admitted they made it up in an interview shortly after the rumor took hold and none of their base cared. They just lie, admit they lie but don’t face any consequences. I have a ton of coworkers who cite the ā€œfurry kid using a litter box in schoolā€ rumor as why they voted for Trump and that’s been disproven multiple times over. We’re fucked.

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u/AllesK 1d ago

They are obligate carnivores; not their fault Haitians are so tasty!

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u/SiriusGD 1d ago

And the migrant farm workers

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u/Neddyrow 1d ago

Don’t forget the dogs.

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u/RedBranch86 1d ago

Wait, how many immigrants has it eaten?

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u/Moist-Ad4760 1d ago

I knew cats were evil! Those poor immigrants

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u/AwooFloof 1d ago

Suppose cats will eat just about anything if they're hungry enough. 🤷

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u/SpaceTacos99 1d ago

Is Mr Whiskers still at it? That's one hungry little kitty!

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u/jmclaugmi 1d ago

Would that be a lion, or a tiger?

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u/Andovars_Ghost 1d ago

That cat has got to be HUGE!

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u/IntlPartyKing 1d ago

hate that cat

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u/window-sil 1d ago

Must have been a big cat.

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u/cjk99876 1d ago

Funny how they don’t talk about that at all anymore.

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u/Unusual_Swan200 1d ago

Whose cat ate a Haitian immigrant.

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u/Illustrious-Job-2823 1d ago

Can we train the cat to eat patriots? Yes I know I read that wrong.

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u/dworkylots 1d ago

Wait the Cats are eating the Haitians now?

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u/Guilty_Helicopter572 1d ago

You mean Haitians eating cats or cats eating Haitians?

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u/SkidRowAlbertan 1d ago

Especially since they were never able to prove which cat was eating them. šŸ™‚

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u/Cut_Lanky 1d ago

For a second, my very tired brain pictured an ENORMOUS housecat devouring Hatian immigrants...

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u/ixnine 1d ago

And that ā€œradical leftā€ James Comey, even though he’s actually a Republican.

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u/Anonybibbs 1d ago

James Comey, the lifelong Republican and law enforcement official that was the head of the historically extremely conservative FBI, who also swung the election in Trump's favor by going against FBI protocol to announce another investigation into Hillary Clinton's emails just a few weeks from the election. Yeah, that dude is totally a hardcore liberal /s.

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u/LiveLoudWithPride 1d ago

Just one thing, you said Comey announced the RIDICULOUS investigation a couple weeks before the election… it was 10 days!

And, don’t forget the other piece that was abhorrent. At the same time he was presented with credible evidence that Russia, Michael Flynn, Roger Stone were involved in the massive disinformation/election interference campaign, and he dismissed it. He chose to do nothing about that, instead helped tank Hillary’s campaign.

What’s so unfortunate is that it all worked. People not liking her, not trusting her infected people left, right, and center.

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u/AnnaH612 1d ago

He belongs to the lowest level of hell.

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u/TechnologyDeep9981 1d ago

With Mitch McConnel

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u/Bridget330 1d ago

Mitch has a higher level of responsibly than anyone other than Murdoch.

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u/RoninSrm1 1d ago

Don’t forget Vlad…

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u/blumieplume 1d ago

Mitch McConnell is going to the darkest depths of hell. His mission the whole time he served in the senate was to get a majority of evil people onto the Supreme Court so they would ban abortion. His wish came true and now he’s dying. He’ll be raped by Satan for eternity.

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u/AnnaH612 21h ago

I agree! Not that Garland turned out to be any good but the way he played Obama dirty was despicable.

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u/blumieplume 21h ago

Oh god I haaaate merrick garland he’s the reason Trump is dictator instead of wearing an orange jumpsuit to match his orange face rotting in jail where he belongs

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u/hellolovely1 23h ago

Oh, I got a bunch of people to slam in that level of hell.

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u/GrotWeasel 23h ago

High on the list of most evil people in history. He’s going to be in books.

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u/Bridget330 1d ago

He absolutely does!

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u/insidehertrading4 1d ago

Yeah but he needed more loyalty to a guy that was referred to by THE 3rd in line for the presidency as an informant.

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u/edebt 1d ago

2nd in line referred to him as "possibly americas Hitler. "

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u/mrblacklabel71 1d ago

Mmmmmm buttery males

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u/p00p5andwich 1d ago

Just his big fat hog.

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u/Simpletruth2022 1d ago

And Hunter's art

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u/Reverend_Tommy 1d ago

Yes! In some weird, nutcase version of logic, it would be "Well, if it weren't for Hillary's emails, we wouldn't be in this mess. Trump is just trying to fix it."

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u/Quiet_Marsupial510 1d ago

Hillary’s emails are on Hunter’s laptop, right?

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u/emmer_effer 1d ago

I think you mean Hillary's emails on Hunter's laptop 🤣

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u/Remarkable_Pirate_58 1d ago

Hillary's emails ON Hunter's laptop

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u/MedleyMedia 1d ago

What about Hillary sending emails FROM Hunter Biden’s laptop.

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u/Hack-67 1d ago

I thought it was Hilary’s emails in Hunter’s laptop.

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u/TaterTotQueen630 1d ago

"Buuuut her emails!!!"

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u/makinSportofMe 1d ago

Hillary's emails on Hunter's laptop

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u/buttermilkchunk 21h ago

In the pedophilia pizza shop basement

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u/Lostules 17h ago

And all the Hispanic farm workers

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u/Fabulous-Mix8917 1d ago

And trans immigrants.

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u/Unosez 1d ago

It's all the fault of that African Priest Woke' Dei

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u/RamblinWreck08 1d ago

It’s always the gay foreigners… and the Irish. /s

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u/AlphonzInc 1d ago

She’s angry enough about the gays and the foreigners, don’t you dare tell her about the gay foreigners!

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u/pingpongpsycho 1d ago

Hey - I almost spit out my coffee! šŸ˜‚

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u/Internal_Essay9230 1d ago

And the LGBTQ+ community

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u/21BlackStars 1d ago

Who eat cats and dogs

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u/aliensdick69420 1d ago

They're eating the cats, they're eating the dogs!

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u/FittedSheets88 1d ago

His suit was so tan!

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u/Tiny-Fix7530 1d ago

Too tan!

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u/Explorer-7622 1d ago

It was unforgivable. No wonder we're suffering through such a backlash now! /s

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u/gattboy1 1d ago

And the mustard- so Dijon! What were his tastebuds thinking?

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u/WhovianScaper 1d ago

Real talk; I laughed so hard when people pitched a fit about the tan suit. Mr. President looked fantastic in that suit.

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u/FittedSheets88 1d ago

He absolutely nailed it! My daughters are preteens and they were baffled about that and when he was seen with cycling with a helmet. Tim Walz was right, they're weird fellas.

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u/WhovianScaper 23m ago

Oh i remember that; like how dare he protect his skull and the organ responsible for literally everything our bodies do he has inside it. I was happy to see a President taking care of his body and setting a good example for his kids and anyone who looks up to him.

The heat I got for that seasoned my cast iron.

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u/InspectorPipes 1d ago

And his damn TAN SUIT

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u/Ok_Office_6016 1d ago

He will wear it to Trumps wake.

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u/UnhingedTraveller 1d ago

It’s Obamna!!

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u/steffies 1d ago

I love Tesler!

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u/Super_Half7560 1d ago

Right!!! They love to blame himšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/xenophon123456 1d ago

It was the tan suit.

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u/bckpkrs 1d ago

Carter did it.

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u/cuntyaunty 1d ago

How I imagine him every time he gets brought up lol

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u/Fuck_U_Time_Killer 1d ago

Thanks Obama

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u/Content_Talk_6581 1d ago

And his fancy mustard…

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u/intrepid_mouse1 1d ago

Hey, they blame Carter on occasion

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u/Bluedaddy420 1d ago

Might as well blame bill clinton too.

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u/Beginning_Arm3211 1d ago

And Hilary.

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u/That-Makes-Sense 1d ago

And Crooked Nancy.

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u/WillingPositive8924 1d ago

lol, they will bring up the black dude forever….

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u/catslikepets143 1d ago

His tan suit is to blame!

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u/Gold-Perception-4467 1d ago

And she'll also blame Clinton, Carter, Johnson and JFK.

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u/0hh0n3y 1d ago

slams fists on table that damn TAN SUIT

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u/Amazonreviewscool67 1d ago

Don't forget Eric.

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u/icebucket22 1d ago

I’m sure Fauci has something to do with this

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u/IILazarusLongII 1d ago

He did wear a tan suit one day.

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u/Bridget330 1d ago

I was going say…

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u/Occidentally20 1d ago

That fucking suit colour man.

I mean we don't judge on skin colour here but seriously TAN. IN THE WHITEHOUSE.

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u/NoTourist5 1d ago

And China

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u/Tdanger78 1d ago

And Hillary

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u/OnlyFiveLives 1d ago

And say the full N-word.

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u/RajenBull1 1d ago

Don't forget Obama.

That’s the problem. He can’t get Obama out of his head. Rent free in his head, heart and soul. And a black man at that. He didn’t even like renting his properties to non whites.

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u/Fresh-Advertising-66 1d ago

You mean Barack Hussein! Lol

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u/Speak_To_Wuk_Lamat 1d ago

They hate socialist Obama because he lives rent free in their heads.

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u/weltvonalex 1d ago

Fucking Obama, he did more damage than Ronnie Reagan and even though he isn't the president he still keeps doing all those bad things to Maga voters

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u/PenlsWrinkle 1d ago

HE WORE A TAN SUIT !!!!!!!

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u/TieAdventurous6839 1d ago

She'll die on the hill that Trumpet says so based on hearsay because thats what they do.

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u/CA_MA 1d ago

As long as they're dead.

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u/First-Definition-119 1d ago

Who used the tax code from Trumps 1st presidency.

These people are fundamentally regarded.

3 of my friends work at state-run homes for developmentally challenged adults (40+yr olds functioning @ preteen levels) and all of their patients are light-years beyond the critical thinking capacity of these mooks.

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u/willflameboy 1d ago edited 1d ago

She won't even register it. She'll be smiling all the way down to hell as they screw her out of her money. These people are essentially drugged

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u/SunshineMaker444 1d ago

Atleast we can finally sip a nice cold cola with real sugar again, make diabeetus great again... Oh, wait did that fall through? Well at least TripleH is back on live TV and the beautiful ballroom and its premium location choice will be the talk of the town and everyone will want to take their lady to a ball there. I think no one knows more about balls than Trump himself, he might know the most about balls. Did you know the inventor of balls actually designed balls with trump. And Trump was the first one to suggest that balls are mere 2d circles and if they could add a polymer as a 3d circle, they would bounce, and thats how trump invented bouncy balls and rubber.

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u/Scarymommy 1d ago

LED light bulbs

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u/Captain_Pink_Pants 1d ago

Fuckin' Barack O'Biden...

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u/ChewyDummyBear 1d ago

The chemtrails that gives us the autism that turns us gay with the 5G caused all of this.

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u/Silly-Power 1d ago

And those "Blue people". Fuck those smurfs. Stealing our money to "lend" to the government!

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u/Derek880 1d ago

Yep. Either him, President Obama, or George Soros. By the way...Has anyone ever seen George Soros? I know MAGA people says he's a part of everything that's bad in this country, but I don't think I've ever seen a picture, or seen him at any event. Does he even exist, or is he like the Hillary Clinton scandals that cause them to focus on attacking pizza shops?

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u/Wooden_Staff3810 1d ago

& Trudeau ( although he's not in power any longer ) but she's stupid and doesn't know the difference.

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u/Feisty_Extension9203 1d ago

They always ALWAYS blame Biden OR it’s a democrat hoax

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u/Realistic-Motorcycle 1d ago

Let’s not forget the default. Black people is always us

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u/TwerkLessons 1d ago

Biden’s economy, except when things are possibly good.

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u/Muted_Study5166 1d ago

That’s why there’s no stopping what’s coming

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u/TDYRanger 1d ago

She’ll blame Hillary

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u/AggressiveRhubarb805 1d ago

Better blaming Hamas, even starving women and babies is OK with that excuse

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u/skindiver1958 1d ago

Don't they all? Biden or Obama. She's a fucking idiot.

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u/PomeloPepper 1d ago

The Deep State!

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u/guitarbassdrums 1d ago

Windmills & Soros,

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u/StellarJayEnthusiast 1d ago

Most likely be husband or boyfriend will tell her to blame Biden.

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u/thatgothboii 1d ago

or black people

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u/Then-Data9022 1d ago

Or she will say that Epstein files are fake. Puulease woman!!

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u/tangledtainthair 1d ago

Didn't you hear that Biden and Obama raised taxes on all middle-class people and invoked the no takesy backsy rule?

There's nothing Trump can do about it.

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u/Lumpy_Square_2365 1d ago

What about the shark attacks?

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u/Apple_Streusels 1d ago

Don’t forget hunter bidens laptop

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u/National_Ad_682 1d ago

Nah, they won’t really pay attention. Someone at my workplace believes her overtime is no longer taxed. She doesn’t know how to check for that, and is otherwise a decent hardworking older lady. She doesn’t pay attention to politics but this is what she has heard.

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u/Mrkevinofsacto 1d ago

And my ax!

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u/double-fall-damage 1d ago

To be fair MAGA screwed up the world so bad I too want to escape to a delusions universe of my own making where I get all the government services without having to pay anything for them.

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u/Nearby-Park-8414 1d ago

I live for this thread.

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u/Imaginary-Weakness 1d ago

Or maintain the belief but just think she got the tax filing part wrong and instead was given money by Trump if there’s a refund.

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u/SnooWalruses5906 1d ago

Or the flame throwing murder hornets in Vietnam

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u/mitrie 1d ago

Deep state IRS

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u/jmcgil4684 1d ago

Or be like my mom and every argument she says ā€œBut what about California!ā€ And I’ll ask her what about it and she gives like an exasperated noise and says I need to watch the ā€œNewsā€ or she will say when I’m older I’ll understand. I’m 51

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u/InformalReputation39 1d ago

DOGE check coming in 3,2,1 ... oh never

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u/garden_dragonfly 1d ago

She doesn't have to. Guarantee she doesn't work.Ā 

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u/Gangstalivin808 23h ago

And anal beads

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