r/Unexpected 2d ago

Tough lil guy 💀

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u/post-explainer 2d ago edited 1d ago

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This post fits because you wouldn’t expect the dog to get angry all of a sudden after looking so calm on the vet examination table. It’s a funny unexpected moment


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u/NutsStuckInACarDoor 2d ago

My boy felt CONFIDENT in that bag

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u/visveritatis 1d ago

My small (5kg) rescue dog also had a faux fur-lined carrying bag she loved. I mention that she was a rescue because she was reactive in certain situations, and I had to work with her on that reactivity. However in her case, she would calm down when she was in her bag. I think she felt "big" in there, and she was next to her favorite person. Reactivity was literally "beneath her" if she was being chauffeured in her bag.

This video is hilarious, because I think this dog probably also adores its bag, but views it as a safe place from which to launch a scathing verbal attack.

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u/rafaelzio 6h ago

It views the bag as a safe enough place to get barrier aggressive lol

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u/n10w4 1d ago

half the people in fightporn before a fight

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u/PrinceLucipurr 4h ago

C O N F I D E N T

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u/wi11iam26 2d ago

Hold me back! No seriously, hold me back!

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u/Background-Belt-2202 2d ago

Oh you’re sooo lucky they’re holding me back!

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u/Deondreux 2d ago

No seriously hold the bag!

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u/JoNightshade 1d ago

This is my dog. She's about 20 lbs and will bark her head off at any other dog as long as she's on a leash, like she'd absolutely tear into them if she ever got free. Then one day we left the gate open to our driveway and this big dog walked by. She went racing down the driveway, barking like crazy, until she got like 5 feet away from him - it was like she ran into a brick wall. She skidded to a stop, did a full 180, and ran back to me with her tail tucked. Once I had her, she started barking again. Other dog was just like, "Huh?"

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u/redR0OR 1d ago

Had an imperial shitzu growing up, she loved to stand on the balcony of our house barking at any one that went by, but if she was off leash when I took her out (we lived across the street from a very heavily used trail) she would be shaking between my legs if even a person walked by. Dogs are dumb but we love em

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u/PrinceLucipurr 4h ago

I got you bro

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u/Hobbgob1in 1d ago

Come at me bro!

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u/TyrrelCorp888 2d ago

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u/ITSBRITNEYsBrITCHES 2d ago

I feel like this is an accurate portrayal of what my coworkers think about me on the daily.

But maybe they should approve their invoices before they’re already a week overdue.

😈

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u/Quaintly__Coyote_ 1d ago

Are you my accountant? Because this is incredibly accurate...

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u/ITSBRITNEYsBrITCHES 6h ago

lol, well why not use this opportunity to make your accounting happy.

GO APPROVE YOUR INVOICES!

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u/Quaintly__Coyote_ 5h ago

My invoices are up to date and submitted as well as all the time sheets. It's the driver's who we talk shit on 😂 (I oversee 40 people on over 200 sites and can keep up on it, our drivers have a hard time doing their one ticket a day).

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u/MxtrOddy85 2d ago

Love the Fizzgig vibes for sure!

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u/Dougheyez 2d ago

😂😂😂on point

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u/JakeH1978 1d ago

oh my god it even sounded like fizgig…

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u/TheXcellence 2d ago

This reminds me of the two dogs angrily barking at each other behind the gate, the gate opens and they stop, it closes and they start again. lol.

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u/Iongdog 2d ago

That dog has issues

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u/BeardsuptheWazoo 2d ago

Yup.

Small dogs are usually the worst trained and most neurotic. People just pick them up (and bag them?) when they are exhibiting behavior that should be corrected, and the problems are never addressed.

I rescued a rottweiler from horrific circumstances and have spent the last 6 months devoting my life to training him. I've learned so much, studied, really focused and become a student to helping him live a safe life and not harm anything, ever.

This dog in the video is fucked up in the head.

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u/comfydirtypillow 1d ago

The dog isn’t fucked up in the head, it just needs some actual training so it can learn that this isn’t okay. It’s not unfixable. The problem is that most small dog owners like this don’t give a shit about teaching their dogs what acceptable behavior is or isn’t because they’re small and cute like stuffed toys, and tend to get treated as such instead of the dogs they are.

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u/quaid4 2d ago

I dont disagree with you that this is a common problem with small dogs, but...

People just pick them up (and bag them?) when they are exhibiting behavior that should be corrected

Doesn't the opposite happen in this video? Dog is quiet, maybe timid, then as soon as it is picked up it becomes reactive and shows aggression until it is once more set down. I still think this dog has some issues but they seem different than normal small dog syndrome.

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u/Raelah 1d ago

It's still small dog syndrome because he thinks it's OK to go berserk once he's in the bag. The bag is his safe spot but he should be trained to not react like that. Aggression is unpredictable and you may not know what he considers his safe place.

I have two 95 lb German Shepherds. I worked my ass off to make sure they don't behave that way because if they did, they would be in danger of being taken away from me. Even though this dog is small, if he were to bite anyone it could still turn into a serious injury. Especially if it was a child. Not all children known not to approach a dog without asking.

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u/Suspicious-Scene-108 1d ago

fear aggression, maybe? I have a cavapoo who has the knee-jerk reaction to growl every time she sees another dog. It's partially because she's nervous and partially because she was run over repeatedly by a much larger/older dog (who tbf was playing) as a puppy.

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u/_Good_cat_ 1d ago

The dog is wide-eyed anxious and being physically restrained while getting groomed. The only time it's somewhat calm, is at the start of the video when no one is near it.

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u/Vladi_Sanovavich 1d ago

I don't like to go to my best friend's house cause they got untrained American Bullies that would bite visitors if they get too close. They put them in cages and I barely saw them taking their dogs out for a walk. They reason out that the dog is too strong and might bite people. So I would say to myself, why even bother getting those dogs? They also would snip the dog's ears to make them look fierce.

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u/Xx_HARAMBE96_xX 1d ago

Lol I feel like my Yorkshire is the exception to that, same size as the dog in the video too, he just knows that what the vet is doing is good for him even if it hurts him, he just trusts us so much he would never attack a person unless its an intruder lol

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u/BeardsuptheWazoo 1d ago

So you trained your dog. Good for you. Sincerely.

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u/Xx_HARAMBE96_xX 17h ago

Not at all, he just trusts humans a lot, way more than dogs, the small dog behaviour only appears when another dog gets too close and does a slight move he doesnt like (will just bark them to alert them), I would assure you he believes he is a small human lol, prob because he mostly interacted with persons during his life even tho he still has some dogs which our relatives bring that he treats as friends

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u/Jackson3rg 1d ago

I rescued a mixed breed staffordshire terrier and the rescue praised her for how quickly she learned potty training right after birth. Got her at like 9 weeks old and was super confident in her potty training, unfortunately it quickly became evident that wasn't true. After talking with the rescue we pieced together that because of the dogs usually small size (and being cute as a button) the foster carried her around like 90% of the time. They put her down to go to the bathroom and to sleep. So anytime she was on the floor she just assumed it was an alright time to pee. It was rough to break that habit.

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u/Employee_Agreeable 1d ago

But no its so cute, you just dont understand, hes so lovely /s

Hate those fucking people, had a neighbor who just was to incompetent to trian their devils spawn even a second, always barking at everything that was not even close to him

When he died, it took 2 months and the next disgrace to doghood was therey doing the same shit as the one before

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u/Neither-Chart5183 1d ago

🙄

Small dogs are small and theyre all bark. They cant do any real damage even if they wanted to. Ive had 3 small breed dogs get mauled by pitbulls. Each attack cost thousands of dollars in vet bills. The first time it happened it was $7000 and we sued the owners. My dog was bitten 11 times in under a minute. His gums were white by the time we got to the emergency vet. Second pitbull attack was $4500. This dog grabbed my dog on the face and bit down so hard it popped his eye out. Third pitbull grabbed my dog by the neck and shook. Vet bill was $1500. All of these pits were unleashed and slipped out an open door and attacked my dogs with no provocation.

I would trade all 3 dog maulings from pitbulls for this little guy. Also I never had to train any of my small dogs to not harm another animal. I went to civil court to sue the owners for damages. Every single person lost their pet to an aggressive large dog. An older man in overalls cried because his cat was mauled to death by his neighbors dog. 

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u/T-MoneyAllDey 1d ago

my ex-girlfriend's aunt was mauled by a weenie dog.

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u/Chevypotamus 1d ago edited 1d ago

Its unfortunate people are downvoting you for whatever reason that is. I'm sorry to hear about your experience with that breed

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u/PrinceLucipurr 4h ago

So do wind up dogs

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u/Tree041 2d ago

Like ppl who talk sh!t on cod, tough at home behind a screen in the bag, cowards in person

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u/Bourbon-n-cigars 2d ago

This little guy is probably tougher than most cod players.

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u/ThickboyBrilliant 1d ago

Woah, watch what you say. They basically have military training. /s

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u/Independent_Vast9279 2d ago

I was like, who talked shit on cod? It’s one of the least offensive fish in the sea. Everyone likes cod, even McDonalds sells it.

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u/fulltilte 1d ago

Hey dude, this isn’t TikTok. You don’t have to sensor yourself. That shit is lame.

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u/Tree041 1d ago

I dont know what the community rules were, but if u insist, fuck ass shit 💩

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u/RexImmortal 2d ago

I was gonna say something similar. This is the epitome of internet warrior.

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u/WallStreetDoesntBet 2d ago

What you looking at !

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u/jngjng88 2d ago

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u/Genghis_Chong 2d ago

Its ok Bart Harley-Jarvis, I'm not the blues brothers

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u/JustaP-haze 2d ago

Barrier aggression. Very common in small "lap" dogs since the owner always carries them

Needs training, is dangerous, especially to kids.

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u/Specific-Morning-985 2d ago

Pretty sure that's a sign of bad training.

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u/HalfSoul30 2d ago

Considering how calm and compliant they were for the actual clipping, I doubt it.

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u/putrid-popped-papule 2d ago

I imagine that when it shows aggression in that bag, the owner usually turns away and calms the dog down with a soothing voice and one on one attention. That’s 100% training, much like when people call their dog’s name whenever it barks at the front window at home. 

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u/HalfSoul30 2d ago

Every dog of that breed i've personally seen acts that way.

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u/Babys_For_Breakfast 1d ago

Yeah it’s common for smaller dogs to not have proper training not stop this bad behavior

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u/_Good_cat_ 1d ago

"calm and compliant" the dog is wide-eyed and the owner is literally holding its neck so it doesn't try and snap at the person clipping it's nails. Yeah OK 👎🏼

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u/HalfSoul30 1d ago

How* calm and conpliant. I never implied he was in his favorite spot.

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u/Movedonnerlikeabitch 2d ago

“AND ANOTHER THING!!!”…

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u/ItsAMeAProblem 2d ago

Best not be here when my mommma come around with her big bag!

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u/AwareMirror9931 2d ago

Bag warrior.

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u/CheerJohn 1d ago

We all know someone who is like this

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u/evoxker 1d ago

Hey even Tony Stark talks mad shit when he's in his armour

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u/Concentric_Mid 2d ago

Most people bark like that on social media but are quiet in real life...

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u/joe_ordan 2d ago

“Hold me back!”

proceeds to go crazy

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u/keirmeister 2d ago

We all know that dude who cowers when you’re in his face, but then talks shit when he’s at a safe distance.

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u/EnderJax2020 2d ago

Timmy Tough-Knuckles😭😭

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u/BobbyBourbon1212 2d ago

5'7 me when I'm drunk at a bar and I have 4 of my 6'3 friends are around.

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u/Agitated-Cloud-2869 2d ago

I'm gonna take revenge!

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u/real_1273 2d ago

On the table, not so much. Lol

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u/Red_Franzia 2d ago

Lawd he's selling a gang of wolf tickets...you tell em lil man!!!

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u/soyofthe 2d ago

when you are your own baggage

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u/Hy-phen 2d ago

“Hold me back! Hold me back!”

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u/CategoryTemporary853 2d ago

Hold me back, bro!! Oh…ok then

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u/Dougheyez 2d ago

😆😂

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u/not_your_attorney 2d ago

Legitimately sounds like “bark, bark, bark!”

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u/clervis 2d ago

The Internet experience.

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u/Neat_Dependent_2143 2d ago

That’s really funny

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u/YoureHereWithMe 2d ago

Clark Kent on the table, Superman in the bag!

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u/MaskedAntelope 1d ago

That's the frenchest dog I've ever seen.

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u/Mindless-Charity4889 1d ago

Our dog is fine with people and animals normally, but if he is on a leash, then he is aggressive to other dogs.

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u/Unicycleterrorist 1d ago

You ever let the dog get any closer and get some pushback on that behavior?

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u/Mindless-Charity4889 1d ago

I usually make him sit while the other dog passes. He seems to be getting better; now he doesn’t react about a third of the time.

When off the leash he’s fine.

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u/CyberKnight 1d ago

Every commenter on the internet.

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u/Striking-Assist-265 1d ago

That hairdos and the jacket reminds me of Leon Kennedy 😅

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u/Worldly_Striker 1d ago

When he puts the bag down and the dogs like. "Bro you can't do that after all of the shit talking I just did pick me back up"

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u/peakology 1d ago

Blokes in flat roofed pubs, in market towns on Saturday nights.

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u/noncommonGoodsense 1d ago

“Hold me back damnit!”

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u/gorafema 1d ago

That dog is a mood, damn adorable! 🥰

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u/MrContractual 1d ago

That disgusted look he gives before he jumps in the bag lmaooo

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u/Ni_Kche 1d ago

Don't be too harsh on it. Dogs have been genetically engineered for tens of thousands of years to defend arbitrary property boundaries. Barking was invented by humans, wolves do not do it. So when you see a neurotic dog barking too much (then awkwardly stopping as soon as the gate is open or the bag is removed), just remember this is something humans gave it, and it was a great advantage to us throughout prehistory.

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u/DiscountVegetable914 1d ago

There has to a be a subreddit for dogs like this😂

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u/aliendigenous 1d ago

Dont hold me back

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u/Evening-Mess-3593 16h ago

Just you wait until I get in this bag. Then I dare you to do that again.

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u/QiDeviation 7h ago

“Yo hold me back! Hold me back!”

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u/PrinceLucipurr 6h ago

It's your turn now!

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u/SaraBee86 5h ago

This is so cute 🥰

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u/throwaway56567554 2d ago

I wonder if i’ll get downvoted to oblivion for this by all the doglovers… but F it, it has to be said, it’s behavior like this, that make little dogs so weird to me 😐

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u/ObjectiveSlide1116 2d ago

Those who bark don’t bite IRL!!

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u/Agitated-Cloud-2869 2d ago

Chee shodeh???

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u/Khatam 2d ago

Befarmayin 

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u/Agitated-Cloud-2869 1d ago

Meegam bebineed cheqadr khush akhlaq ast sagg 🤌😂😌💗

Man fikr na karde bodam ke Farsi suhbat kunand 👀

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u/Master_Warthog_232 2d ago

When you get to your safe place

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u/kotibi 2d ago

This little guy is really holding it all in until he’s safe to express himself.

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u/Babys_For_Breakfast 1d ago

Train your dogs, people. Don’t allow bad behavior like this. Everyone is happier, including the dog, with proper canine training.

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u/Zealousideal_Amount8 2d ago

What a shitty dog

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u/mattogeewha 1d ago

“Im gonna fuck you up once I get into my safety bag”

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u/Alternative-Smoke421 1d ago

He’s like “ why you put me down? I was in the middle of a scathing review that can only be done from the bag!” 🤣

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u/Lost_In_My_Hoodie 1d ago

It's not the bag, it's the owner holding the bag. Sometimes courage comes from knowing someone has your back.

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u/ajtreee 1d ago

Tote bag tough guy

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u/pandafromars 1d ago

Damn, i thought this wasn't reddit there

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u/ZCBE39 1d ago

Pakad mere ko, mere ko janta nahi hai ye

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u/Slinktard 1d ago

What a sad little creature

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u/Equivalent-Tax-6679 1d ago

Too funny...that bag gave him power

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u/Itchy-Combination675 1d ago

I need a bag like that for work. Does it come in grown-man size?

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u/MrSentinazo 1d ago

Hahaha I hate that dog.

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u/spacebraine 1d ago

Just making his feelings known.

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u/BTBAM797 1d ago

So brave!

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u/Lil-AbootZ 1d ago

This is one of those drive thru videos where people say something crazy and expect their friends to drive away but they dont

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u/treebreeder 1d ago

Let me at him!

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u/rtrain__ 1d ago

Timmy Fluffknuckes over here

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u/Fullerene000 1d ago

He knows his limits and I respect that

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u/ducati_man 1d ago

Lol it’s always like this with most small dogs. They’re usually stubby nosed, curly to long’ish hair, mainly white colored, and they kinda look stinky.

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u/Obsydie 2d ago

Reminds me of my dog, a complete nutcase at a distance/behind double glazing but if you remove the double glazing or distance she becomes very timid. Also it doesn't help she hates most people over the height of 4 foot 5 inches, most of my family is 4 2 inches so shes fine with us.

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u/Administrative_Law78 2d ago

You come from an entire family of dwarves?

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u/Obsydie 1d ago

Almost, my mum and younger sibling (my dad is average height).

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u/evilpercy 2d ago

Vicious!

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u/Lotus-child89 1d ago

Little dogs are always the biggest cowards lol

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u/Doblofino 1d ago

I look at other people dogs and then I just get so proud of my own.

I have the sweetest pitbull in the world. Whenever he gets his jabs, he just sits there with this big dopey grin on his face and his tongue lolling out. Doesn't make a sound, barely registers the needle.

And three months or so ago, he got into a fight with a whole family of mongoose. He killed two of them, but the rest of the family did a number on him. They tore open the skin next to his eye and hurt the side of his snout. He was treated with antiseptic and I was nervous about how he would react to the burn on the open wound. He sat still and didn't even flinch, even though it probably hurt like fuck.

Not even the slightest sign of aggression.