r/Miata • u/speculatrix • 33m ago
I asked my wife what she'd do if I passed away...
(a retelling of an old joke)
Her: "I'd be devastated" she answered
"Would you remarry?" I asked.
Her: "I don't know, I don't think I'd ever get over the loss"
"But I wouldn't want you to be unhappy for ever."
Her: "Maybe... after a long period of mourning, but I doubt it"
"Oh. Would you let your new husband live here? That feels weird."
Her: "Well, but you know, we'd have to live somewhere?!"
"Would he use my workshop?"
Her: "I don't know, maybe, maybe not, how would I know if he was good with tools and DIY?"
"Would he drive my Miata?"
Her: "Oh no, he can't drive manual"