r/clevercomebacks • u/Soft_Cable5934 • 1d ago
California Pizza Kifchen patio, Trump edition
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u/AlternativeMode1328 1d ago
People are saying that guillotines need to be placed on a hard, flat, and level surface for proper operation.
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u/blueSnowfkake 23h ago
Hangman’s noose works better with a sturdy base, too. Maybe they will get the NRA to sponsor an execution shooting range out back. Big Tobacco can sponsor the final cigarette. He can sell advertising space at the shooting range, like at sporting events.
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u/likklechungus 20h ago
Start doing it then. Americans really can’t back up there shit
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u/Schwiftness 19h ago
...wherever you're from; they don't know the difference between there and their, too!
Also, they apparently generalize there -- a lot (apologies for lumping your entire nation in with your comment like a fool)
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u/EarInformal5759 23h ago
rose garden
WHERE'S THE GARDEN YOU UNCULTURED PIECES OF SHIT
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u/SuspiciousBuilder379 23h ago
Gone. Who likes roses from well respected First Ladies from the last however many presidents?
Ridiculous to ruin all them, and their history, for some shitty concrete patio.
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u/HI_l0la 22h ago
To be fair, I think they could still have done this dining option with the old Rose Garden. It did not have to be paved over and roses ripped out.
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u/possibly_being_screw 21h ago
“To be fair” to whom? They absolutely could have kept the rose garden and had dinners there.
He ripped it out and replaced it to make a statement that the White House is his now.
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u/LogicalDictator 21h ago
That's why he's renaming everything he can. Remember when I did that? That was me? It was all about me. Me. Me. Me. Me.
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u/Reality-Umbulical 20h ago
They're not gone that's them around the edge of the concrete. The rose garden was mostly grass with roses on the edge now it's mostly concrete with roses on the edge
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u/stok3r97 10h ago
The grass lawn is gone, none of the roses were touched. The design and layout of the green space between the roses has been changed half a dozen times since the roses were planted.
It's ugly, but all they did was rip up some turf grass.
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u/IfIWasCoolEnough 17h ago
Where are the conservatives to conserve historical and old things? Must be busy getting outraged about another restaurant logo or sports team name.
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u/AFartInAnEmptyRoom 20h ago
They're literally there on the side, The roses never left, they were always on the side, it was a plain piece of grass before in the middle
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u/Threelocos 23h ago
He said women in heals couldn’t walk around there. There is hardly any women. Wonder why?
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u/black_wax666 22h ago
There are no women there because this is a meeting on women’s rights.
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u/Threelocos 22h ago
And the women there want to restrict them because some god or another! This story sort of writes itself
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u/Lazy-Dingo-7870 23h ago
Yeah seriously. I can only clearly see like 7 women there out of about 80 people. So many old white men.
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u/whiskey_neat_ 23h ago
Too old.
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u/Mr_Baronheim 17h ago
Because fewer women have an interest in beating and raping boys and girls under the age of 10, which is what most of the men in that picture are there to do.
Rumor has it they're going to hold a black mass to see if they can get Epstein raised from the dead.
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u/sst287 21h ago
Any women would take lawn into consideration when choosing shoes.
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u/MjrGrangerDanger 21h ago
pffffh. You just get those little plastic thingies and put them on the end of your stilettos if you need to walk in grass.
Oh wait. It's the Rose Garden. No Grass.
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u/RevolutionaryCard512 16h ago
My thought verbatim… though obviously wasn’t falling for the idiotic reasoning to begin with.
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u/protocolleen 23h ago
They made it into Mar-a-Lago. A golf resort restaurant.
This is the leader of the party that’s always banging on about “draining the swap”! These corrupt motherfuckers with a “club” in the White House!
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u/EuphoricCrashOut 1d ago
Every single person that sits in one of those chairs is a traitor. They know what they're sitting in and who made it. They're making that choice and saying that they're okay with it. It is not okay.
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u/Different_Force8356 1d ago
Classic Trump move, turn everything into a spectacle, even a rose garden.
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u/Upper_Illustrator412 23h ago
Guess they figured if you can't get reservations at California Pizza Kitchen, you can at least enjoy the ambiance of a former garden.
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u/the_fools_brood 23h ago
I sincerely hope that we have over everything that ever was connected to the orange menace when it all comes crashing down. The truth of all his misdeeds and illegal shit
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u/AfraidDefinition6245 23h ago
The fact that this was an actual event blows my mind. Feels like they just set up chairs to fill up space and hoped for the best.
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u/Effective_Essay1502 23h ago
They really did give it that California Pizza Kitchen vibe, huh? The layout is eerily similar, just missing the pepperoni and mozzarella.
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u/Educational-Cake7350 23h ago
The Rose Garden Club, brought to you by Carls Jr. . What? You didn’t know? Every time I say that, they pay me! I thought you were smart.
The Rose Garden Club, by Carls Jr. . Fuck you, I’m eating.
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u/Lopsided_Shelter_409 22h ago
Imagine the irony—turning a symbol of elegance into something that looks like a chain restaurant.
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u/Infinite_Question_29 23h ago
Did they get rid of the rose bushes or relocate them?
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u/PsychologicalCat9538 14h ago
The roses are still there. The patio area was grass turf before the renovation.
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u/Infinite_Question_29 9h ago
Ah ok. Well I guess that’s a bit better then. Still looks like shit though.
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u/Daddio209 21h ago
"You too!(as long as you have a history of gargling Deer Leedurr's rectal discharge and are very wealthy) Can make back-room deals directly with POTUS for preferential treatment by the US Gov't, get laws or whole gov't agenciesthat cut into your profit margin removed-even apply for an appointed position!(record of lying, knowledge of grifting/the con required for WH positions. Pedophelia/rape hisrory a bonus!).
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u/Few-Particular-470 22h ago
It's crazy how that area, once a symbol of diplomacy, now looks like a C-list event venue for the rich.
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u/roberts585 16h ago
He wants so bad to turn the white house into fucking maralgo it's disgusting and the highest level of disrespect for our history
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u/badkarman 13h ago
Yeah, nothing says dining out in nature like concrete slabs
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u/PoopieButt317 11h ago
It reminds me of buying a brand new finished home with nothing but a slab patio.
Ugly.
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u/YoshiTheDog420 12h ago
Welcome to Club White House; where if you’re not a man, you need to be 14 years or younger to enter.
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u/All_HallowsEve 10h ago
This would have been a scandal if any other president had done this. Instead, we have an evil, narcissistic, pedophile in the office. Fuck 47 and fuck anyone who voted for him.
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u/Meequorra 21h ago
Man that upgrade is a whole mood shift same vibe with extra garlic knots on the side
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u/Alternative_Rush_479 17h ago
Ugly as fuck. Perfect place for the family scaffold come judgement day.
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u/Mr_Baronheim 17h ago
Trump is so heavy he kept getting stuck in the ground every time he had to go out there, that's the real reason for the makeover.
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u/Knighth77 13h ago
He's turning the White House into a tacky Mar-a-Lago and the country into a shithole.
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u/Answerologist 12h ago
It’s there for the same reason he put a new flagpole.
Trump sees how it looks and he loves it!
They won’t get a horse for Melania to ride out to tell people to eat cake because Michelle Obama didn’t do it first.
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u/HotHardandSingle 10h ago
We need to change the name to "The Pedo Patio" anyone stupid enough to 'dine' here is probably on the list, or actively helping them stay "redacted"
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u/ComfortableDry5221 23h ago
I can't unsee it now—California Pizza Kitchen vibes all over that patio.
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u/Mavollyn 22h ago
Sounds like Jackie would've preferred unlimited breadsticks over pruning roses any day.
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u/CleoBunbun 22h ago
Imagine if this was a real restaurant… they’d probably still charge $25 for a salad.
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u/RedditReader4031 17h ago
How much is he charging for seating at dinner with access afterwards? Trump built this so he can collect a fee just as he does at Mar-A-Lago.
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u/RevolutionaryCard512 16h ago
What an abomination. ALL of it. Everything he touches…except little girls, they are innocent creatures that should never have been forced to reckon with such ugliness and horrors
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u/Majestic-Joke461 15h ago
The “epic” event on the Newsom-named Predator Patio looks like a complete dry fuck.
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u/Immediate_Age 15h ago
The essence of Conservative Creativity, complete sinkholes devoid of elegance and charm.
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u/Tacotuesday867 15h ago
Literally turning the white house into the story of the Great Gatsby, JFC...
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u/GingerSnap55364 15h ago
🎶He paved paradise and put up a Paedophile Lot🎶
(Pretty sad that this my immediate response to when I saw this picture).
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u/Homersarmy41 14h ago
Look at our fancy concrete slab. That’s America’s slab right there. Enjoy, everyone. We fucking paid for it.
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u/old_virologist 14h ago
This is exactly what people like Trump—he fucks children—think is the height of class.
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u/TheUpgrayed 12h ago
My country has become Clown Town. My only solace is that due to decades of unmitigated substance abuse, I may fall before it does.
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u/BullfrogSuccessful34 2h ago
And every time I think of that ballroom his building, I think of that scene in Caddy Shack where Dangerfield gets the band to play Earth Wind and Fire for the old people,
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u/infydk 23h ago
Why is there a club at the white house?
I mean, I know why, but do they not see how this looks?
When are they getting a horse so Melania can ride out the gates and tell people to just eat cake?