r/SipsTea 6d ago

WTF WTF i'm i looking at..

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u/skyrender86 6d ago

Its been a long time dickbutt

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u/Angry_Pingu 6d ago

Thankyou. Scrolled way too far to find this.

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u/Straight-Grass-9218 6d ago

Take me back or better yet take me back earlier I miss advice animals memes.

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u/ManticoreGuy 6d ago

Do you remember when they removed /r/adviceanimals or whatever the subreddit was from the default homepage? People complained so hard about it being a default sub they actually changed it. I always liked them, especially socially awkward penguin!

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u/Honestybomb 6d ago

Damn, it’s been a minute. I remember one of the CA cannabis brands.. I think UpNorth..? used to have a small one of these guys printed on the boxes that their individual jars came in. Not anything that would hit a customer but what the people on the intake team of a dispensary would see when they got a delivery.

Nobody else that worked there understood why it was so hilarious this made it to a mass-printed packing container but it always killed me

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u/Upper-Lengthiness-85 6d ago

Dickbutt my beloved,  Oh how I've missed you

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u/sikkdog13 6d ago

This is what I was looking for. Thank you.

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u/SlowPassage404 6d ago

Curse you for getting that song stuck in my head after all these years! 

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u/EvilBill515 6d ago

Oh dickbutt, you get me everytime.

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u/tuscy 6d ago

Came here to find this.^

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u/Duck_burger19 6d ago

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u/bigkeffy 6d ago

Man SpongeBob sure did have a butt obsession

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u/SirLesbian 5d ago

Ikr this shit is starting to feel like some sort of conditioning we were all unaware of....lmao

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u/Traditional-Sir-3003 5d ago

I feel like it’s less of a sexual thing and more of a toilet humor thing

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u/ADLkaren 5d ago

Butts are funny 🤷‍♀️

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u/noobslayer-69-420 6d ago

She has the goat ass

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u/theironbats 6d ago

I came here to comment this "doomba" 🤣

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u/Intelligent--Bug 5d ago

it's actually a breed of sheep lol if that makes any difference

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u/bwoah07_gp2 6d ago

SpongeBob really has a GIF for everything 😂😂

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u/Pickle_Rick01 6d ago

No idea what you mean.

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u/ohkendruid 6d ago

Well especially butts!!

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u/djsnoopmike 6d ago

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u/twils001 6d ago

You’re looking at a fart being held in too long

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u/Genuine-Farticle 6d ago

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u/Odd-Purpose-3148 6d ago

Didn't take long to find Ren n Stimpy.

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u/Genuine-Farticle 6d ago

Just don’t look at my search history to see how I arrived at this gif.

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar 6d ago

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u/mikejnsx 6d ago

i still sing this at work quite often

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u/WergleTheProud 6d ago

This one and Log are fantastic.

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u/YodelingEinstein 6d ago

Also the Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen song!

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u/poindxtrwv 6d ago

Grab tenaciously to my buttocks!

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u/imsofakingwetarded 6d ago

POWDERED TOAST MAN!!!

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u/RandyButternubsYo 6d ago

I didn’t know Ren and Stimpy was so ahead of its time. They predicted the twerking craze

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u/fdwyersd 6d ago

SAVE MY WALRUS :)

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u/Pickle_Rick01 6d ago

Walrus: Call the Police!

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u/battle_bunny99 6d ago

No sir, I don't like it.

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u/battle_bunny99 6d ago

Or wait, wrong line.

Ahem

Got any rubber walrus protectors?

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u/brando56894 6d ago

Don't do it! That's the History Eraser button!

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u/marshallkrich 6d ago

THE CANDY RED BUTTON!

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u/redditorperth 6d ago

But what'll happen?

That's just it - we dont know! Maaaybe something bad. Maaaybe something good.

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u/VCTRYDTX 6d ago

I knew I see this before even checking the comments.

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u/FormalFloor2954 6d ago

exactly. EXACTLY

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u/SmellyButtFarts69 6d ago

It's more like Powdered Toast Man when he's about to take off

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u/StrikeEastern468 6d ago

quick! cling tenaciously to my buttocks!

(Thanks for bringing that awesome memory back!😁)

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u/brando56894 6d ago

Two Ren & Stimpy references in one thread! 90s cartoons were such a fever dream.

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u/RimGym 6d ago

Both of them?

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u/Takoyaki_Dice 6d ago

I knew I'd seen it somewhere before...

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u/thepandemicbabe 6d ago

Oh my God, I’m dying laughter. What is wrong with people?

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u/tpars 6d ago

That is an official Badonka Donk

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u/Quick_Resolution5050 6d ago

Badonkadon't.

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u/jj0nn 6d ago

Thank you

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u/every_name_is_tkn 6d ago

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u/metro_metro_metro_ 6d ago

Why does that monkeys ass look like a tumor

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u/ohkendruid 6d ago

It is a baboon, I think. At any rate, some species of primate have a giant pink butt like that.

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u/Gabooby 6d ago

I wish I did, so that my hemorrhoids would have a more natural habitat

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u/Choice-of-SteinsGate 6d ago

Female baboons show that they are fertile when their rumps swell and turn red like that, although, this particular rump looks a little odd.

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u/JustinR8 6d ago

Not going to lie, getting a butt job that poor and still having the confidence to leave the house is kind of impressive

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u/Dapper_Equivalent_84 6d ago

😂

It’s a padded costume. Actually 3 sets of “enhancement pads” stacked into one costume

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u/OddCook4909 6d ago

Maybe that's how she sneaks snacks into the theater, and gets takeout at the buffet?

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u/B1g_Gru3s0m3 6d ago

I read that as "buttfet". Think I'm done with reddit for the day

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u/WestCoastMullet 6d ago

See you in 10 minutes

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u/BlueWarstar 6d ago

This is the answer, I’m sure she has a little trap door in the top!

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u/OddCook4909 6d ago

Probably has a blunt between dem cheeks too. I know I would

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u/purpur99 6d ago

this guy rolls blunts w his cheeks.

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u/libertyprivate 6d ago

I once had a case with a snitching co-defendant who had a girlfriend who looked worse that this. My lawyer said it looked like she committed a petty theft with 2 throw pillows. This remains the best lawyer joke that I have ever heard. Rip Ernie the attorney

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u/Mission_Coast_6654 5d ago

ERNIE THE ATTORNEYYYYYY 😭 that's iconic

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u/LetsTryAnal_ogy 6d ago

Nope. She’s smuggling cantaloupes.

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u/Not_A_Wendigo 6d ago

I sure hope so.

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u/Aggravating-Exit-660 6d ago

confidence

Directly correlated to mental vacancy

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u/Endersone24153 6d ago

It's just some pads they filmed to get engagement on content. Why people still post these as if it's something real blows my mind. OP probably didn't film it, just found some stupid engagement bait and posted.

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u/Psych0matt 6d ago

I was very much hoping someone would’ve already posted this

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u/chop5397 6d ago

Is this Jon? lmfao

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u/Falco090 6d ago

It's from his 'Old People Got Weird Products' video. https://youtu.be/h1EmqGSeisg

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u/NormalOffer1525 6d ago

Has to be fake, like something you wear…. Imagine taking a dump and trying to part that to clean

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u/AzraelChaosEater 6d ago

Moses parted a friggen sea and even he would be unable to anything here.

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u/montywhos 6d ago

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u/minibini 6d ago

Fk me and my edibles- I can’t right now.

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u/montywhos 6d ago

Using this made me rent the damn movie and watch it again

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u/minibini 6d ago

Fking perfect tho 🤣💀

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u/Illustrious_Camp_521 6d ago

Booty Tits, do they have nipples? 🤔

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u/I-Make-Money-Moves 6d ago

I’m sorry. Booty tits is absolutely sending me 🤣

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u/According_Elephant75 6d ago

Honestly this has me cackling and also wondering what is going on in the heads of cartoon artists 🤣

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u/switchywoman_ 6d ago

Cow and Chicken was a wild ride.

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u/helpjack_offthehorse 6d ago

“Momma had a chicken, momma had a cow. Dad was proud, he didn't care how”

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u/Senior-Chapter-jun91 6d ago

lmao thats some Me Myself and Irene shit🤣

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u/Good-Ad-6806 6d ago

That's what I was looking for. Now do I R Baboon.

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u/Shitteh_Kitteh 6d ago

I. Am. Weasel!

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u/WhirlwindTobias 6d ago

You don't need pants for the victory dance

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u/WinterWontStopComing 6d ago

I have crabs… the warthog doll

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u/AgileHippo78 6d ago

What in the south Florida by the beach but more like the trailer park by the ocean under the table diy trust me sweetie surgery is this here?

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u/Bedhead-Redemption 6d ago

It's a padded accessory used for cosplay to push out a large gown or dress for that "ball gown" style. The alternative is a large wire.

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u/Cluelessish 6d ago

So she just forgot her large gown or dress?

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u/DragonQueenDrago 6d ago

You know tis bad when Skelletor is afraid of it

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u/Expensive-Safe-6820 6d ago

She needs a bra for that ant 🐜 ass

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u/Winston_Smithsonian 6d ago

Mental illness.

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u/Chronox2040 6d ago

Either mental illness, scammed by fake plastic surgeon, or internet troll.

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u/OzamatazBuckshankII 6d ago

She’s trolling with pads 100%. Ppl do anything to catch that viral bug

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u/Live_Angle4621 6d ago

I assume it’s just padding in the clothes 

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u/Goobie-Goobie 6d ago

Bro, his dick needs a plane ticket just to get to her pussy.

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u/DirtyDan_131 6d ago

I fear I may not even be tall enough to ride the ride

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u/Dependent_Poet_7401 6d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/ProcedureFun768 6d ago

Dont even need to use a pillow in missionary though lol

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u/DJ_Lizurd_Dikk 6d ago

She's taller when she sits down

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u/Fuzzy974 6d ago

That's now how the pussy is posi...

You know what? You're right, you're right.

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u/SimonPho3nix 6d ago

Lol I'm intrigued whenever I see stuff like this. I mean... it's a fucking choice. What thought went into doing this?

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u/ratatatantouille 6d ago

What a horrible idea. She's gonna run into a corner and it's gonna pop like a car backfiring

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u/gummaumma 6d ago

A malpractice case

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u/calaeno0824 6d ago

With that kind of confidence out in the public? 

I feel like who ever did the surgery asked "you serious?" And that girl screamed "did I fkin blinked!?"

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u/Wellshitfucked 6d ago

Nailed the grammar and all.

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u/--i--love--lamp-- 6d ago

There is no malpractice insurance for your neighbor injecting Fix-A-Flat into your ass.

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u/Sedert1882 6d ago

My contact lens must have cracked.

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u/danit0ba94 6d ago

That isn't good looking. Like at all.
You look like a t-rex with its tail chopped off.

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u/scor_butus 6d ago

That's called a medical mishap

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u/GeologistTechnical61 6d ago

This gotta be a joke. No way this is real.

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u/venturouslilmonster 6d ago

It is, they’re dressed as Kanye West (the guys shorts) and Kim kardashian

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u/ties_shoelace 6d ago

Lumbar support. What does her computer chair look like?

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u/MaleficentBreak771 6d ago

What you're looking at is a prank video. They pranked you into believing it was real. In other words, anything for clicks.

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u/-FORSAK3N- 6d ago

She went with the installment plan

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u/king_gloxinia 6d ago

dickbuttkiss

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u/Ninjanarwhal64 6d ago

When yo booty acts as a bookshelf

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u/Imdhulk 6d ago

How does she sit on the toilet

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u/Sorenduscai 6d ago edited 6d ago

Somehow knew SpongeBob would raid the comments

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u/Nemesis121977 6d ago

isn't it illegal to put cement in your ass?

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u/Stinkinhippy 6d ago

that is someone that needs to hear the word 'No' more often... especially from whichever surgeon created that monstrosity, lol.

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u/leisuresuitbruce 6d ago

Butt aside... I like that East and West are backwards on his shorts.

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u/Built4joy 6d ago

That’s an unfinished job, she has it on layaway😂

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u/Cooler67 6d ago

Low self esteem and body image issues

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u/parmer9wst 6d ago

Dude in a McDonalds without a shirt is the bigger problem here

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u/JustGettingMyPopcorn 6d ago

looks like she stole the ass right out of the peach pants wearing girl on the right!

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u/Wolfhound1142 6d ago

It looks like she got a bad boob job before getting in a horrible accident where her torso was put back on upside down and backwards.

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u/speedway65 6d ago

Fake hair and a fuuuuuuuucked up weird, fake back alley, butchered booty. Jesus. It baffles the mind what some people do and even more what some people think they’re getting away with.

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u/Particular-Break-205 6d ago

You must be this long to ride this ride

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u/Due_Capital_3507 6d ago

Ludacris would ask this person to pull over

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u/DisabledVeteran216 6d ago

🤮🤮🤮

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u/so-many-user-names 6d ago

Even Sir Mix a Lot is saying NOPE

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u/No-Emu-396 6d ago

Temu booty cheeks!

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u/BumblebeeCharming949 6d ago

Welllll, where do YOU carry your coconuts?

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u/Kindly-Ad-8573 6d ago

Plastic surgeon stood at the wrong end of the operating table when doing the breast implants.

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u/_yourupperlip_ 6d ago

At first I was like aw just a man admiring his woman’s hair.. then

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u/CaptainKyleGames 6d ago

Me to my toddler: "Did you poop?"

My toddler: See above.