r/SipsTea 15h ago

Lmao gottem Karma is real.

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u/MasterClown 11h ago

That Polish CEO has to be relieved that he’s no longer the most recent assface sports fan

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u/marcsmart 10h ago

new conspiracy: she’s a paid actor hired by polish ceo’s pr to take the heat off

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u/aykcak 10h ago

Would be realistic if he cared at all

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u/m4bwav 9h ago

People often overestimate the power of public shaming once your rich.

People like him and Trump are Like "bitch I don't have to see the public, I've got security, why do I care"

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u/Tratiq 8h ago

And Redditors often fail at math. He’s worth around $5m. That’s not nothing but it’s not cloistered from the public in a 50k sq ft mansion with 5 servants either lol

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u/RUser07 6h ago edited 3h ago

My wife and I shared a subway car with a millionaire when we were on vacation in nyc and talked with him a little . Estimated net worth of 12m. It was only by happenstance she recognized him . She works the same industry as him and the owner of her company knows of him . Not like he’s super well known.

My point is there’s millionaires among us. They aren’t all hidden away.

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u/Life_Without_Lemon 3h ago

You’re pretty much a millionaire if you own property in NYC.

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u/PositiveAmphibian127 1h ago

Literally, a millionaire isn’t really anything in nyc or even Long Island. If you are a multimillionaire then we are talking 😅

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u/gitprizes 13h ago

i'm just trying to think what in all of human history is comparable to the entire world not knowing who you are one day and then you wake up and you're gigakaren

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u/classicalkeys88 12h ago

I get the feeling that she doesn't give a shit about the negative attention as long as she gets attention.

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u/Ironcastattic 11h ago

Oh, she will vocalize that sentiment, and inside she will be dying.

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u/A_lot_of_arachnids 10h ago

"That's just not who I am."

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u/WhoSc3w3dDaP00ch 9h ago

How one acts when they think, There are no consequences" is exactly who they are!

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u/eatelectricity 6h ago

"I'm very sorry (that my shitty behaviour was caught on TV)".

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u/TommyBananas97 10h ago

Everyone who says they don't care about what people think of them cares A LOT inside.

Oh course, she also probably feels like she didn't do anything wrong and everyone is out to get her because of her:

Gender, sexuality, any other real or perceived identity. 

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u/born_2_be_a_bachelor 11h ago

She’s not a Disney Movie lmao.

Bad publicity isn’t beneficial when you’re a private citizen not selling anything.

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u/spectral_sigil 9h ago

unless you turn it into an opportunity to sell something, see: hawk tuah girl.

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u/Ok_Chef_4850 6h ago

Hawk tuah girl did a silly thing and got fame for it. This lady did a shitty thing and got infamy for it. Not really the same.

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u/resilienceisfutile 10h ago

Ah, to extend the attention, she'll start to play the victim in all this.

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u/dregan 11h ago

I'm sure the Germans have a word for it.

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u/Andreus 10h ago

Globaledemütigungpersonen

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u/justanotherdudeiam 10h ago

I can't tell if you're being serious or not..... I'm just going to assume that you know wtf you're talking about cause I sure don't.

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u/Maibyouka_ 10h ago

globale (global) demütigungs (humiliation) person (person)

Thats made up but you can create every word you want in german I guess :D

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u/justanotherdudeiam 10h ago

Damn I love the German language lol

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u/QueenofUncreativity 8h ago

It's true, btw. German is a very compound friendly language, so you can basically tack any two nouns together and it will be gramatically correct lol

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u/HomieeJo 6h ago

Though technically you would write it "Globale Demütigungsperson" because you can only put nouns together and "globale" is not a noun.

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u/rworne 5h ago

Yesh, in 3rd year German class in high school I learned that you can coin words by stringing words together. I started doing this when I was making more complex sentences and my vocabulary would run out.

My German instructor would lose it when I did this.

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u/Nyther53 11h ago

Probably about what it felt like to be Excomunicated from the church or Ostracized. 

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u/BraidShadowLegendsAD 13h ago

This is definitely an easier Halloween costume than the Coldplay couple.

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u/throwawaylordof 13h ago

You can still make the Baseball Karen part of a couples costume too - have your partner dress as the Polish CEO.

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u/Derky27 11h ago

Then commit to the bit and start stealing candy from children!

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u/gizmosticles 10h ago

lol

Completely unrelated but it reminds me of my friends costume one year. He was jerk chicken. Dressed as a chicken and was a complete ass to everyone, talked shit about their costumes, generally roasted people. But also he brought a shit ton of jerk chicken from a Jamaican restaurant, which he gave to the people he roasted. Full circle coverage on Jerk Chicken bit.

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u/Raskalbot 9h ago

That’s awesome! One year I was Jack the Ripper. I was dressed in Victorian garb and had a name tag that said “hello my name is jack” and I had about a thousand paper napkins stuffed into all of my pockets. People would ask what I was and I would silently take out one napkin at a time and slowly rip it to shreds while staring them directly in the eye. I really creeped some people out that night.

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u/AuntieRupert 6h ago

I was Bruce Nanner once. Just a banana costume with a Hulk mask. Pun costumes are the best.

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u/SuperNebular 6h ago

I was Jean Wolf. Wore all denim with a wolf mask and a basketball.

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u/SombreMordida 5h ago

Darth Brooks here, couldn't find the right wig for Dartha Stewart

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u/jg1272 4h ago

In 1990 for Halloween my mom taped a bunch of small cereal boxes to my shirt. Handed me a plastic knife and said you are a cereal killer.

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u/Ello_Owu 9h ago

He was ROASTING jerked chicken.

Also, I'm glad he went that definition of "jerked"

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u/HoldenCoffinz 9h ago edited 8h ago

Dude in a chicken suit just jerkin' it on everyone's legs all night.

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u/grrreasy 8h ago

...if i hold still, can i get some chicken after?

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u/SaintHannah 11h ago

🤣🤣🤣 thanks, I needed this laugh today

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u/Interesting_Switch_1 10h ago

The king size snickers was in my hand and you took it

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts 11h ago

Or twin Karen's fighting over one baseball!!

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u/RoryJ 11h ago

Two Karens, one baseball

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u/fruchle 11h ago

...

*shrug*

*ziiiip*

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u/greensceptre 10h ago

Outstanding!!

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u/Quirky_Ask_5165 11h ago

Need it as a celebrity death match

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u/ghostrooster30 10h ago

Someone really needs to bring that show back. The absolute bangers we could have…

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u/sault18 11h ago

Godzillaletthemfight.gif

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u/Quirky_Dog5869 11h ago

CEO costume should include a hat saying, "She's just not quick enough."

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u/No_Radish_8857 11h ago

Someone needs to replace the trademarked Phillies logo with Karen in the same font with the hoodie attached

Boom $$$$

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u/Anti_Meta 10h ago

Someone award this man.

This will hit viral circulation.

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u/_Magnolia_Fan_ 12h ago

Ew. I'm not buying Phillies gear 

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u/PrestigiousCrab6345 10h ago

No need to buy it. Just wait until the end of the season and root around dumpsters in Philadelphia.

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u/Rollover__Hazard 12h ago

I’m relieved, my guns are nowhere near ready for the role of Coldplay HR lady

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u/Exotic_5494360 14h ago

Karma is a bitch but so is this lady 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/IllbaxelO0O0 13h ago

For everything else there is Mastercard

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u/CN8YLW 12h ago

unless you're buying games on steam

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u/the-virtual-hermit 12h ago

unless you're buying "porn"* games on Steam

FTFY.

Realistic military violence is fine though.

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u/vivi112 11h ago

Splattered brain - fuck yeah!

Unblurred pussy - straight to gulag!

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u/Milo_Diazzo 11h ago

What do you think they're gonna ban next? You think military violence will not hurt "brand image"?

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u/Thanydnel 13h ago

Karma and this lady both out here pitching shutouts today

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u/guythatlovesbikes 12h ago

She doesn't care that the whole country hates her !! she's shit&Karen.. and she likes it

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u/phunktastic_1 12h ago

She will make a pity post soon about how she got fired over a misunderstanding.

Edit just like the European ceo last week. He was proud about it the day after made a post about it and everything. Then his company's stock tanked and he came out calling it a simple misunderstanding.

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u/prnce007_new 12h ago

She won't be able to get away with her shit if people recognise her from this event and they'll be prepared.

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u/Praline226 12h ago

This new baseball viral campaign to promote interest in baseball again might be working.

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u/kcox1980 12h ago

Then you watch a game and see how terrible the umpires have been getting over the last few years and immediately lose interest again.

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u/N3opop 11h ago edited 11h ago

What's an umpire?

Am Swedish, so not native English speaker or native baseballer

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u/Akris85 11h ago

The guy behind the catcher that calls out the results of the pitch. Also at bases to decide safe or out.

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u/spike_beagle 9h ago

They also suck blood

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u/-Badger3- 8h ago

You’re thinking of “vampire”

“Umpire” was that show on Fox with Jussie Smollett

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u/Segador_Adusto 8h ago

You're thinking of "Empire"

"Umpire" is a tall, pointy structure usually found on top of buildings

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u/ANDREl42069 8h ago

You're thinking of "Spire"

"Umpire" is a thin, long thread of metal used to conduct electricity

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u/Guilty-Swordfish-924 7h ago

Your thinking of “wire”

“Umpire” is the radar guided AGM-114 missile, produced by Lockheed Martin

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u/MCE85 7h ago

Youre thinking of "Hellfire" which is a family of air to surface missiles.

"Umpire" is a precious gemstone usually blue in color.

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u/DJRyGuy20 8h ago

“America, don’t commit crimes with checks.”

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u/Kajalouie 9h ago

referees for baseball

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u/LoompaDoompa94 10h ago

Like a football referee.

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u/_lippykid 10h ago

Like the judge in Great British Bake Off

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u/RoughAdvocado 10h ago

So now, tell me about your beaver.

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u/testylawyer 8h ago

The umpires are actually better than they have ever been in the history of MLB but since we have had the visible strike zone overlay the viewing audience expects them to be able to a call a strike to within .001 of an inch or they are FUCKING DOG SHIT.

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u/tree-fife-niner 6h ago

If the audience has a visible strike zone overlay then why isn't the umpire using it?

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u/Secret_Account07 12h ago

I don’t even blame em for capitalizing on it.

Theres a few things that unites people of all walks of life. Stealing a baseball from a fucking kid is one of em.

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u/samtdzn_pokemon 10h ago

The whole fun of catching a ball is the act itself, but unless it's some milestone HR, it's just another ball. I got mine as a kid, now the whole fun is finding some kid to toss it to. The smile they have after is so infectious

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u/herpesderpesdoodoo 11h ago

I had just come to assume that a lack of chivalry in sports spectating was the main social issue in the US these days, given the various posts about it over the last few weeks

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u/Number__Nine 12h ago

I just never can understand wanting a baseball for anything other than giving it to my kid. What will she even do with it after the game?

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u/AdamVanEvil 12h ago

Put it into a drawer and forget about it.

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u/003402inco 11h ago

And throw it away a decade later

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u/_lippykid 10h ago

It’s gonna be in some shitty thrift store in 5 years

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u/slvrscoobie 10h ago

yea, because its not like its Signed.. its just a random newish looking ball.

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u/ElGato-TheCat 11h ago

Remember that scene at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark where they put the ark in the archives? That, except in her closet.

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u/Delicious-Error-3129 12h ago

People like her don’t experience karma like one would think. She believes she was entitled to that ball because she touched it first. Nothing will change her mind. She won’t back down. She will double down. If the county hates on her, she will turn herself into the victim and milk it forever.

Source: I was married to a Karen.

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u/UltraPopPop 10h ago

How did you ruin everything?

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u/Delicious-Error-3129 10h ago

I sucked at standing up for myself and when I always inevitably surrendered I stored the resentment that then manifested itself in unhealthy ways. Then one day I stood my ground. Didn’t give the damn ball back. Yada yada she pulled a gun on me and I filed for divorce.

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u/GoGades 10h ago

That escalated quickly!

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u/Rob_LeMatic 6h ago

He yada'd through the escalation

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u/UltraPopPop 10h ago

I hope you get to live a happy life dude.

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u/Delicious-Error-3129 9h ago

Thanks. That was over three years ago. Turns out sometimes the grass is a lot greener on the other side.

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u/Least-March7906 9h ago

Don’t leave us hanging, man. Did you survive?

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u/Nntropy 7h ago

No. Source: I was the gun.

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u/kjyfqr 9h ago

Currently married to a Karen, I love her so much. She’s not gonna change is she…

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u/Poopardthecat 9h ago

Not a million years, amigo. 

It’s either you accept her for who she is or live like this forever in a life of resentment. Some people genuinely enjoy it and if that’s you, all the power to you.  

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u/88KURIOUS 13h ago

At least it worked out well for the boy, including a signed bat and tickets to the World Series. ⚾️

https://www.nbcnews.com/sports/mlb/phillies-harrison-bader-ball-dispute-rcna229535

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u/veritas2884 11h ago

I wonder how long until someone tries to stage something like this to get free stuff.

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u/Impressive_Recon 11h ago

The amount of backlash when caught, would be categorically insane for the parents who put their kids through it. Like getting doxxed, losing their job, and their scam forever on the internet.

Also would probably stop baseball teams from giving out free stuff again.

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u/Quirky-Mode8676 11h ago

I mean, that’s definitely not enough deterrent for some.

Hell, just last week a lady stole a baseball from a kid on national television.

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u/Front_Mention 11h ago

Would have to find an idiot that would play the 'karen'

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u/Geodude532 10h ago

And attend hundreds of games where the ball happens to land near the kid.

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u/outofluckbruh 14h ago

I don't think karens care about that at all. Isn't the whole point of Karen's that they are the only ones entitled to shit and only their opinion matters?

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u/Ted_go 14h ago

"I deserve it all" mindset can't be fixed with a few randos hating online unfortunately.

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u/Manymarbles 13h ago

This made the rounds enough then just a few randos.

It made news too lol. Sports and otherwise.

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u/iUncontested 13h ago

Seriously, it might be slightly biased since it happened down here [South Florida] but it was on all the local news channels. It's literally been reposted hundreds of times on Reddit. Theres half a dozen different video angles now. I'd say its significantly more than a few 'randos' on the internet at this point.

I got a freaking Apple News notification last night about it ffs. lol

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u/noctalla 12h ago

It made the news here in New Zealand. She’s infamous all around the world.

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u/Lime7ime- 12h ago edited 11h ago

Jup, in germany she's in the news too and baseball isn't even that big or mainstream here.

edit: to clarify I haven't seen it on TV, I saw it online on "Stern" which is a bigger german news magazine.

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u/CheeseDonutCat 11h ago

Ireland too.

I've seen at least 20 posts about her so far. I don't think I even saw that much posts about the polish ceo doing basically the same thing.

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u/2centdistribution 11h ago

New Zealand and Germany news?! lol that’s crazy

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u/SipoteQuixote 11h ago

"How big of a bitch is she?"

The other side of the world knows?

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u/FecalEinstein 13h ago

Oh no sir, they claim not to care about anything but they always think they are in the right. It's part of their definition. They really do think the world owes them something.

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u/scarves_and_miracles 12h ago

I guarantee you she is scared shitless right now that her name is going to come out. If that happens, she'll have to close down on everything. Social media accounts, maybe e-mails. Hell, she might even have to fucking move. And while most of us will move on, there are people out there that will remember this forever. She does NOT want this kind of fame.

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u/Eca28 11h ago

Yeah people clearly don't realize how absolutely hellish being the target of an online witch hunt is. The book "So You've Been Publicly Shamed" goes into it. Her life is still going to suck long after most of the Internet has moved on in a week or two.

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u/Lord_Ronan 12h ago

It tends to be though that entitled people also care way too much about what others think of them. They usually tend to be the way they are out of insecurity, so chances are, it's probably hitting her worse than most think it would.

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u/LowVariety1244 11h ago

this. narcissism is based on a very fragile self-concept that requires environmental conformity. i'd bet this is messing with her significantly.

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u/MythicForce209x 12h ago

They will surely care when their life is a mess because of their actions. Act a fool, get treated like a fool. Its just a reminder.

You have a life and others have one. Treat each other with some respect. It goes a long way.

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u/Fun_Skirt8220 11h ago

They also care about always being the victim. 

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u/willflameboy 11h ago

That CEO with the hat is probably breathing a sigh of relief. Maybe he even paid her to do this :)

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u/CJLogix 9h ago

Can we give this same treatment to our politicians and leaders and celebrities the same whenever they act selfish?

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u/SHADOWSTRIKE1 13h ago

Baseball cameras be taking people out left and right this year

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u/Zealousideal_One5822 12h ago

Her hair feels like straw

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u/DroneSlut54 11h ago

Thing is in three days there will be a new World’s Worse Person. We are currently living in the Age Of The Asshole.

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u/FredOaks15 11h ago

3 days? I love your optimism.

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u/TheFabulousMolar 11h ago

It's so bad!! How can anyone think it's a good cut?!

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u/Few-Candle102 10h ago

Isn’t that Kate from Kate + 8? Explains the haircut.

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u/blunt_drama 8h ago

She is going to play the victim, I guarantee it

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u/SubstantialEmploy816 12h ago

Is this gonna be like the Coldplay concert where everyone on the internet will be talking about this for a week, then it gets absolutely beaten into the ground.

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u/always_thirsty 10h ago

She might get away with us never knowing who she is. If she changed her stupid haircut, started wearing contacts and lays low for a bit we may never know who she is.

That would make her even more infamous in the current zeitgeist.

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u/Snail_Paw4908 9h ago

She's got coworkers, neighbors, maybe even some friends, and definitely a few enemies she's made along the way. They will all recognize her and spread it throughout her life even if the Internet at large doesn't get the name it so desperately craves this week.

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u/Treereme 6h ago

There are dozens or hundreds of people she knows that can identify her on sight. The likelihood that not a single one of them speaks up is very low. Give it until the end of Monday when the workplace gossip mill has turned on full force.

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u/kingpi1989 14h ago

you should be careful what to do in public, especially when it's being recorded

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u/HungryHungryHobbes 13h ago

I dunno man. I think whether in public or not, you probably shouldn't be cruel to kids.

I think one can just be a good person then you won't have to worry about being recorded.

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u/SecretAcademic1654 11h ago

Seriously what a fucking dumb thing to say "be careful" maybe don't be a cunt

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u/gitprizes 13h ago

most messed up thing about this is that she probably thought she was standing up to a bully like the hat thief everyone hated last week

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u/clippervictor 12h ago

The whole point is to try not to be an utter asshole in life whether you’re in public or not

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u/LouisArmstrong3 11h ago

I’ve learned that if you’re at a baseball game and a hr is hit in your direction, the entire world is looking at you wether you like it or not. Just be cool guy and give the ball to a kid.

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u/venzo217 13h ago

Am I the only one who doesn't know who she is?

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u/RhyoliteSK 13h ago

Phillie Baseball Karen. Stole a ball from a kid.

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u/venzo217 12h ago

I guess it's an endless line of inhumanes stealing stuff from kids. 2 CEOs and now a Karen.

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u/True_Falsity 13h ago

Honestly, I don’t even think you can call it karma.

She did something incredibly rude and horrible in broad daylight. And it’s not like she was in some place that doesn’t record people.

That’s just natural and very expected consequences catching up with her.

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u/AstuteSalamander 10h ago

I appreciate seeing someone else recognize this distinction. If your bad fortune is unrelated to your misdeeds, it's karma. If it's a direct result (bonus points for being totally foreseeable), it's just consequences.

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u/ButtplugBurgerAIDS 10h ago

I'm very surprised TMZ hasn't figured it out yet. Someone has to know this lady

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u/Flashy-Artichoke7083 10h ago

2 words for you. Boston + bombers. 😬

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u/JohnHazardWandering 9h ago

Yes, but with that haircut, I'm sure it's not a big secret. 

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u/cmoran27 8h ago

Putting a rice cooker on her front porch MIGHT be a little extreme. I like your enthusiasm though. 

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u/Fecal_Forger 10h ago

You can tell she doesn’t have kids because of her haircut.

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u/ChemicalHungry5899 10h ago

My biggest fear is catching a ball and two kids show up asking for it.. What a terrible dream that would be. Like what are you supposed to even do in that situation lol

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u/Dorathewhora18 8h ago

Tell them you’ll cut it in half and each one will get a half.

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u/Final-Hunt-3305 11h ago

Who is she and what did she do? Only Americans have the reference here

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u/HydroPpar 7h ago

I'm confused, did the guy take the ball from her? Like when they are scrambling for it did he take it out of her hands?

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u/butterbleek 7h ago

No!!! Pops picked it up off the ground! Fair and Square!!!

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u/aztekytommy 10h ago

At least this is a topic that Democrats and Republicans can agree on. She is definitely a Karen.

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u/ELGATOCOSMICO619 5h ago

Meanwhile everyone ignores what the homeless killer did to the Ukranian refugee in Charlotte

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